Sickness Cartoons

"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
Search ID:
CC39974
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1997x1567 pixels (unwatermarked)
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medicine, medication, medical, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, consultation, consult, diagnosis, diagnose, cure, no cure, illness, ill, sick, sickness, death, disease, health, doctor's appointment, examination, incurable

"I'd have been here sooner if it hadn't been for early detection."

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
Search ID:
CC43822
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2240x2060 pixels (unwatermarked)
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early detection, diagnosis, diagnoses, medical advance, medical advances, terminal, terminal illness, terminal illnesses, uncurable, condition, conditions, pearly gates, afterlife, st. peter, saint peter, heaven, heaven's gate, rare disease, rare diseases, disease, diseases, illness, illnesses, sickness, sick, prolonging life

"His final wish was that all his medical bills be paid promptly."

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
Search ID:
CC40889
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2000x2336 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
medicine, medicines, medic, medical, medics, medical joke, modern medicine, modern world, exploit, exploitation, consumerism, consumer, capitalist, capitalism, private, private healthcare, healthcare, health, public healthcare, medicare, medi care, nhs, national health service, pro nhs, pro medicare, national health care, obamacare, death, dead, family, bitter humor, bitter humour, dark humor, dark humour, black humor, black humour, dark humor, dark humour, console, consoling, consolation, intensive care, sick, sickness, ill, illness, illnesses, sicknesses, doctor, doctors, surgeon, surgeons, surgery

"You made that diagnosis just to be mean."

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
Search ID:
CC121778
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3500x2896 pixels (unwatermarked)
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doctor, doctors, medicine, medical, consultation, consult, examination, appointment, diagnose, diagnosis, ill, illness, disease, sick, sickness, patient, patients, fake, false, made-up, health, made up, made up, make-believe, jerk, nasty, bad news, bearer of bad news, bearers of bad news

"Come quickly—I think I had an out-of-pocket experience."

Artist:
Dernavich, Drew
Search ID:
CC123505
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4619x3668 pixels (unwatermarked)
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doctor, doctors, hospital, hospitals, medicine, medicines, health, healthy, health-care, health care, healthcare, medicare, medi care, obamacare, obama care, health insurance, insurance, medical insurance, patient, patients, nurse, nurses, out-of-pocket, out of pocket, illness, ill, sick, sickness, disease, diseases, get well, get well soon, critic, critical, critique, critically

"My career doesn't reflect what my passions are as much as where my health insurance is."

Artist:
Smaller, Barbara
Search ID:
CC121734
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5000x4658 pixels (unwatermarked)
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career, careers, careerist, careerists, health insurance, insurance, american healthcare, healthcare, aca, affordable care act, obamacare, ideal job, ideal jobs, dream job, dream jobs, practical, practicality, affordable healthcare, affordable, unaffordable, chronic illness, chronic illnesses, illness, sick, sickness, medical bill, medical bills, medical fee, medical fees, fee, fees, bill, bills

Providing Healthcare For All

Artist:
Harris, Sidney
Search ID:
CC39275
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2000x1411 pixels (unwatermarked)
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visual gag, visual joke, sight joke, sight gag, hospital, hospitals, emergency, emergency room, medical, medicine, illness, ill, sick, sickness, hypochondria, hypochondriac, hypochondriacs, fake front, shop front, health, healthy, healthcare, medical care

"He's going to be O.K., but he still wants you to remarry."

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
Search ID:
CC133339
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2895x2755 pixels (unwatermarked)
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marriage, married life, married, divorce, divorced, divorcing, marital, breakup, break up, breakups, break ups, break-up, break-ups, hospital, hospitals, medical, emergency, emergencies, life changing event, waiting room, waiting rooms, remarry, worse than breaking up by text, illness, ill, sick, sickness, doctor, doctors, surgery, surgeons, intensive care, health care, side effect, side effects, recovery, recovering, recover, bearer of bad news, good news and bad news, good news, bad news

The Couple Who Didn't Come Down With The Flu

Artist:
Wilson, Gahan
Search ID:
CC34567
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2883x2771 pixels (unwatermarked)
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sick, sickness, ill, illness, ills, sickly, couple, couples, proud, resent, resentment, flu, cold, colds, lucky, immune, immunity, miserable, health, healthy, fitness, winter, wintry, flu season, seasons, flu seasons, influenza, arrogant, annoy, annoying, annoys, irritating

"Well, Phil, after years of vague complaints and imaginary ailments, we finally have something to work with."

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CC16887
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3624x2696 pixels (unwatermarked)
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optimism, psychology, hypochondria, doctors, medical, hypochondriac, hypochondriac, bad news, deliver bad news, delivers bad news, delivering bad news, diagnosis, diagnoses, bedside manner, doctor, physician, physicians, imaginary, illness, illnesses, sickness, sicknesses, disease, diseases, paranoid, paranoia, paranoiac, paranoiacs, symptom, symptoms, vague symptom, vague symptoms, mankoff

"I huffed and I puffed and I blew their house down, and now my head's hot and I ache all over."

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CC129527
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4618x3252 pixels (unwatermarked)
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wolves, three little pigs, fairy tales, swine flu, disease, sickness, pandemics, flu, epidemic, epidemics, flu season, flu seasons, cold season, cold seasons, wolf, big bad wolf, mankoff

"But living longer may not be right for you."

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
Search ID:
CC142704
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3088x2739 pixels (unwatermarked)
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doctor, doctors, clinic, clinics, hospital, hospital, patient, patients, doctor's office, appointment, examination, medical, medicine, prescribe, prescription, prescriptions, drugs, sick, sickness, ill, illness, disease, diseases, incurable, fatal, hopeless, no hope, life quality, quality of life, euthanasia, medical insurance, health insurance, medical cover, medical bills, bedside manner, treatment options

"You're sicker than I think."

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CC23777
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3007x2509 pixels (unwatermarked)
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medical, doctors, fitness, language, clichés, cliche, sick, sickness, ill, illness, terminal illness, terminal illnesses, diagnosis, diagnosing, disease, diseases, doctor, doctors, physician, physicians, family doctor, family doctors, bad news, break bad news, breaks bad news, breaking bad news, mankoff

"Uncle Tod's Reviews"

Artist:
Chast, Roz
Search ID:
CC139263
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2840x2655 pixels (unwatermarked)
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food poisoning, restaurant, restaurants, restaurant review, restaurant reviews, food review, food reviews, reviewer, reviewers, critic, critics, food critic, food critics, tender stomach, tender stomachs, tender tummy, tender tummies, illness, illnesses, outbreak, outbreaks, foodborne illness, foodborne illnesses, foodborne disease, foodborne diseases, foodborne pathogen, foodborne pathogens, bacteria, virus, viruses, contaminate, contaminated, contaminant, contaminants, sickness, priority, priorities

"According to our waiting-room security cam, you're fidgety and have a constant head itch."

Artist:
Vey, P. C.
Search ID:
CC143024
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3088x2950 pixels (unwatermarked)
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nsa, surveillance, surveillance camera, surveillance cameras, cameras, cctv, camera, security camera, security, privacy, personal privacy, big, brother, orwellian, waiting room, waiting-room, fidget, fidgeting, fidgety, itch, itching, itchy, itches, lice, headlice, head-lice, head lice, louse, private, privacy policy, privacy policies, surgeon, surgery, consultant, doctor, doctors, medicine, medical, security cam, health, healthy, illness, sick, sickness, ill, get well, get well soon

"That which doesn't kill you might give you stomach trouble."

Artist:
Vey, P. C.
Search ID:
CC133150
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2970x2257 pixels (unwatermarked)
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hospital, hospitals, hospital stay, hospital food, hospital meal, hospital meals, bad food, bad meal, meal, meals, inedible, unappetizing, unappetising, patient, patients, sick, sickness, ill, illness, stomach problem, stomach problems, stomach trouble, stomach troubles, tummy problem, stomach issues, tummy troubles, food poisoning, die, what doesn't kill you makes you stronger, cliche, cliches, hospitalized

"Your health crisis continues to unfold."

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
Search ID:
CC142450
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3088x2508 pixels (unwatermarked)
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doctor, doctors, surgeon, surgery, medicine, medicines, health, healthy, health crisis, crisis, bad, bad news, news, new, media, media jargon, jargon, sick, sickness, sicken, ill, illness, illnesses, disease, diseases, leave, sick leave, consultant, consult, consultation, blatant, blatancy, frank, frankness, dark humor, dark humour, black humor, black humour

Took It To The Next Level, Kicked It Up A Notch, Threw Off The Edge

Artist:
Chast, Roz
Search ID:
CC138170
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2068x2381 pixels (unwatermarked)
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stubborn, stubbornly, stubbornness, monument, monuments, remember, remembrance, respect, respectful, pay respect, pay respects, tough, toughness, tough it out, illness, disease, hard work, hard working, ill, sick, sickness, illnesses, diseases, died, death, dead, dying, die, statue, statues, next level, notch, up a notch, the edge, off the edge, took it to the next level, tomb, tombstone, tombstones, cemetery, cemeteries

The Royal Touch, Believed to Be a Cure for Scrofula, Pox and Excessive Cholesterol

Artist:
Handelsman, J. B.
Search ID:
CC29940
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1764x2454 pixels (unwatermarked)
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faith healer, faith healers, faith healing, royal, royals, royalty, royal touch, charlatan, charlatans, fraud, frauds, fraudulence, fraudulent, cure, cures, cholesterol, scrofula, pox, disease, diseases, illness, illnesses, ill, sick, sickness, sicknesses, fried food, fried foods, unhealthy, medicine, primitive medicine, doctor, doctors, physician, physicians, healthy lifestyle, healthy lifestyles

Died After A Brave Battle With Everything

Artist:
Chast, Roz
Search ID:
CC138659
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2744x2480 pixels (unwatermarked)
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stubborn, stubbornly, stubbornness, monument, monuments, remember, remembrance, respect, respectful, pay respect, pay respects, tough, toughness, tough it out, illness, disease, hard work, hard working, ill, sick, sickness, illnesses, diseases, died, death, dead, dying, die, statue, statues

What the Doctor Ordered

Artist:
Chast, Roz
Search ID:
CC38295
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1408x1866 pixels (unwatermarked)
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just what the doctor ordered, home remedy, home remedies, remedy, remedies, cure-all, cure-alls, soup, soups, fruit, fruits, apple, apples, steak, steaks, pie, pies, feel better, feels better, feeling better, anxious, anxiety, anxieties, sick, sickness, sicknesses, illness, illnesses, cold, colds, common cold, common colds, mother, mothers, mom, moms, mum, mums

An apple a day.

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CC67892
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2829x3771 pixels (unwatermarked)
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bathroom, food, eating, cuisine, dining, snack, household, domestic, language, apple a day, prescription, doctor, preventative medicine, prevention, nutrition, nutritionist, nutritionists, dietitian, dietitians, dietician, dieticians, snacks, snacking, healthy food, healthy foods, healthy life, healthy eating, sickness, sicknesses, illness, illnesses, cold, colds, common cold, common colds, fruit, fruits, fruits and vegetables, fruit portion, fruit portions, apple, apples, mankoff

"I'll say a normal word, then you say the first sick thing that pops into your head."

Artist:
Duffy, J. C.
Search ID:
CC42947
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2000x1439 pixels (unwatermarked)
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psychologist, psychologists, analyst, analysts, analysis, psychoanalysis, psychoanalyze, psychoanalyzes, psychoanalyzing, psychoanalyse, psychoanalyses, psychoanalysing, therapist, therapists, word association, word associations, judgement, judgements, judgmental, judgemental, judgment, judgments, value judgement, value judgements, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychiatry, psychiatric, psychiatrics, sick, sickness, mental illness, mentally ill, mental health, mental health problem, mental health problems

"Fortunately treatment will be relatively inexpensive since you have the generic form of the disease!"

Artist:
Wilson, Gahan
Search ID:
CC126362
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2905x3042 pixels (unwatermarked)
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medical, medicine, medicines, meds, drug, drugs, pill, pills, pharmaceutical, pharmaceuticals, prescription, prescriptions, sickness, sick, ill, illness, disease, diseases, money, expensive, inexpensive, cheap, treatment, treatments, cure, cures, healthcare, generic, generics, doctor, doctors, big pharma, pharmaceutical company, pharmaceutical companies, patient, patients

"For the love of God, is there a doctor in the house?"

Artist:
Weyant, Christopher
Search ID:
CC123046
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3600x3329 pixels (unwatermarked)
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performance, performer, performers, talent, talents, talent show, talent shows, ventriloquist, ventriloquists, ventriloquism, ventriloquy, voice, voices, puppet, puppets, puppetry, puppet master, puppet masters, act, acting, dead, dying, sick, sickness, ill, illness, poison, poisoning, poisoned, poisons, doctor, doctors, in the house, audience, audiences, alive, come alive