Sickness Cartoons

"Fortunately treatment will be relatively inexpensive since you have the generic form of the disease!"

"I'd have been here sooner if it hadn't been for early detection."

"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

"His final wish was that all his medical bills be paid promptly."

The Couple Who Didn't Come Down With The Flu

"You made that diagnosis just to be mean."

"Come quickly—I think I had an out-of-pocket experience."

"But think of all the things you're not going to die of."

"It's not just me, Doctor. He's been turning away from the New York 'Times' as well."

"You can't be insured, Harry and Louise, because of your preëxisting condition."

"My career doesn't reflect what my passions are as much as where my health insurance is."

"We'd like you to leave out the poorer, sickness, and death parts - they're a little dark."

"Fortunately, you have the life savings of a man three times your age."

Providing Healthcare For All

"It's lotto fever."

"Now, if you're feeling adventurous we can undercook the chicken."

"Hi. This is Ed, over at the I.R.S., just checking to see how you're feeling after your audit."

Gravestone with an inscription reading "James Paul Smythe 1914-1992 Never sick a day in life - and now this".

"You are a very sick rabbit."

"You have a serious illness of an undisclosed nature."

"That liver went to someone who doesn't have such a big yap."

Guess your weight-related illness.

"He's going to be O.K., but he still wants you to remarry."

"You're in luck, in a way. Now is the time to be sick-while Medicare still has some money."

Alternative illnesses for alternative medicine.