"Remember when everything used to be so nice and solid?"
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modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, changing times, modern tech, modern technology, modern technologies, getting old, getting older, ageing, old person, old people, elderly person, elderly peoples, political correctness, setting concrete, pavement, pavements, sidewalk, sidewalks, solid, solidity, reliable, reliability, stability, stuck in the mud"Hello. My name is Maury, and I'm going to be your crazy person today."
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restaurant, dining, service, waiter, waiting, homeless, crazy, insane, outdoor seating, outdoor seat, outdoor seats, waiter, waiters, wait staff, waiting tables, homeless, homeless person, homeless people, mental illness, mentally ill, sidewalk, sidewalks, sidewalk cafe, sidewalk cafes, vagrant, vagrants, bum, bums"Let me through! I'm a businessperson!"
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businessperson, businesspeople, businessperson, spill, spills, spilling, expert, experts, expertise, sidewalk, sidewalks, clumsy, clumsiness, careless, carelessness, accident, accidents, accidental, crowd, crowds, crowded sidewalk, crowded sidewalks, fall, falls, falling, trip, trips, tripping, klutz, klutzy, klutziness, assist, assistance, emergency, emergencies, emergency worker, emergency workers, first world problem, first world problemsTree Prison
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dog, dogs, pet, pets, pet dog, pet dogs, dog owner, dog owners, pet owner, pet owners, dog walking, dog walk, dog walker, dog walkers, tree, trees, pavement, pavements, sidewalk, sidewalks, city, cities, urban, urban life, fence, fences, jail, jails, in jail, prison, prisons, in prison, dog wee, dog weeing, dog peeing, dog urine, dog urinating, tree support, tree supports, street tree, street trees, the street tree project"I blame the Clinton Administration."
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thanks obama, clinton, bill clinton, hillary clinton, president, presidents, former president, first lady, politics, political leader, political leaders, democrats, democratic, democracy, government, administration, bureaucracy, business, businessman, businessmen, blame, blaming, banana peel, falling, slipping, tripping, sidewalk, pavement, falling down, clumsy, ungraceful, uncoordinated, awkward"It was probably a mistake to have cut him off on the Major Deegan."
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road rage, road rages, road raging, rage, rages, raging, trucker, truckers, trucking, mistake, mistakes, accident, accidents, accidental, sidewalk, sidewalks, dangerous driving, dangerous driver, dangerous drivers, drive, drives, driving, driver, drivers, revenge, vengeance, seeking revenge, revenge seeker, revenge seekers, revenge seeking, traffic school, cut off, cuts off, follow, follows, followingLeftovers Wagon
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left, leftover, left over, leftovers, left overs, over, food, foods, food cart, cart, carts, street cart, streetcarts, unexpected, street food, street-food, grandmothers, grandma, mother, mothers, mom, mum, home-cook, home-cooked, homecook, home cook, home cooked, home cooking, home cooks, homecooked, push cart, pavement, sidewalk, side walk, family, family valuesAncient Landmarks of New York City
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landmark, landmarks, ancient, ancients, new york, new york city, new york cities, roadblock, roadblocks, road block, road blacks, road works, road work, abandoned car, abandoned cars, pothole, potholes, hot hole, pot holes, sidewalk, sidewalks, new yorker, new yorkers, derelict, building, buildings, demolishing, demolished"Maybe I ought to listen. This is the year I start voting."
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vote, votes, voting, young person, kook, kooks, street corner, street corners, soapbox, soapboxes, campaign, campaigns, campaigning, campaigner, campaigners, young voter, youth vote, younger demographic, younger demographics, demographic, demographics, sidewalk, sidewalks, sidewalk campaigner, sidewalk campaignersA burial service being held on the sidewalk in a city.
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death, dead, funeral, funerals, funeral service, funeral services, memorial service, memorial services, burial, burials, burial service, burial services, casket, caskets, coffin, coffins, urban, urban life, urban living, city, cities, city life, living in the city, city living, property, properties, property values, real estate, real estate values, real estate market, real estate markets, space, sidewalk, pavement, street, streets, grate, grates, limited spaceMouse Sidewalk Cafe
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sidewalk, sidewalks, cafe, cafes, coffee house, coffee houses, outdoor seating, outdoor, outdoors, mice, mouse, restaurant, restaurants, animal, animals, rodent, rodents, pest, pests, problem, problems, maid, maids, cleaner, cleaners, housekeeper, housekeepers, housekeeping, cleaning, infest, infests, infestation, infestations, infesting, pest, pests, pest control"Some fresh-ground soot for your salad, sir?"
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urban environment, urban environments, al fresco dining, dining alfresco, cafe, cafes, sidewalk, sidewalks, dining outside, eating outside, al-fresco dining, pepper, salt, soot, pepper mill, salt mill, condiment, condiments, waiter, waiters, server, servers, eating out, gourmet, gourmets, foodie, foodies, food hygiene, unhygienic, hygiene, salad, saladsMan sweating profusely while shoveling snow in his boxer shorts
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weather, snow, deep snow, winter, season, seasons, shovelling, shoveling, shovelling snow, shoveling snow, walkway, sidewalk, path, pathway, front walk, clearing snow, snow removal, removing snow, clothes, clothing, take off, remove, take-off, overheat, overheating, exercise, working up a sweat, exercising, chore, chores, housework, sweat, sweating, fashion, fitness, household chore, household chores, owning a home, home ownership, boxers, short, shorts, pants, underwear, underpants, winter clothes, winter clothing"The street's lower than the sidewalk, dear."
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walk, walks, walking, pedestrian, pedestrians, laws of physics, cartoons, cartoon physics, look down, looks down, looking down, sidewalk, sidewalks, pavement, pavements, street, streets, fall, falls, falling, fall down, falls down, falling down, float, floats, floating, hover, hovers, hovering, dawning realization, dawning realizations, defy gravity, defying gravity, gravity"You provide the animal, I provide the helium."
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balloon, balloons, balloon animal, balloon animals, helium, dark humour, dark humor, black humour, black humor, sidewalk, sidewalks, pavement, pavements, parent, parents, parenting, kid, kids, child, childrenThe First Trans-SoHo Snow Brigade Links Up at Spring Street near West Broadway.
"The Queenpin of Riverside Drive"
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nyc, new york, new york city, city, cities, city life, urban, urban life, urban living, metropolitan, metropolis, urbane, urbanity, lawn, lawn chair, sidewalk, side walk, pavement, pavements, regional, regional dialect, kingpin, kingpins, stereotypes, stereotype, stereotyping, stereotypical, language, slang, slangs, slang words, play on words, word play, word-play, suburbia, suburbs, suburban, suburban mom, suburban moms, woman, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, crime, crimes, criminal, organised, organized, organized crime, organised crime, mob, mobs, mobster, mobsters, mafia, mafias, mafioso"Isn't nature grand?"
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nature, natural world, butterfly, butterflies, bug, bugs, insect, insects, wildlife, wild-life, nature lover, nature lovers, nature loving, urban environment, urban environments, urbanite, urbanites, urban environment, urban environments, sidewalk, sidewalks, natural habitat, urbanization, urbanisationsWhy did the chicken cross the road?
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why did the chicken cross the road, joke, jokes, chicken, chickens, bird, birds, animal, animals, cross the road, crossing the road, road, sidewalk, sidewalks, path, paths, pathway, pathways, roads, pressure, push, encourage, encouragement, nervous, afraid, scared, scary, fear, proud, anxious, trying new things, fear of the unknown, trying something new, try something new, bystander, bystanders