"Remember when everything used to be so nice and solid?"
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modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, changing times, modern tech, modern technology, modern technologies, getting old, getting older, ageing, old person, old people, elderly person, elderly peoples, political correctness, setting concrete, pavement, pavements, sidewalk, sidewalks, solid, solidity, reliable, reliability, stability, stuck in the mud"Hello. My name is Maury, and I'm going to be your crazy person today."
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restaurant, dining, service, waiter, waiting, homeless, crazy, insane, outdoor seating, outdoor seat, outdoor seats, waiter, waiters, wait staff, waiting tables, homeless, homeless person, homeless people, mental illness, mentally ill, sidewalk, sidewalks, sidewalk cafe, sidewalk cafes, vagrant, vagrants, bum, bums"Let me through! I'm a businessperson!"
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businessperson, businesspeople, businessperson, spill, spills, spilling, expert, experts, expertise, sidewalk, sidewalks, clumsy, clumsiness, careless, carelessness, accident, accidents, accidental, crowd, crowds, crowded sidewalk, crowded sidewalks, fall, falls, falling, trip, trips, tripping, klutz, klutzy, klutziness, assist, assistance, emergency, emergencies, emergency worker, emergency workers, first world problem, first world problemsTree Prison
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dog, dogs, pet, pets, pet dog, pet dogs, dog owner, dog owners, pet owner, pet owners, dog walking, dog walk, dog walker, dog walkers, tree, trees, pavement, pavements, sidewalk, sidewalks, city, cities, urban, urban life, fence, fences, jail, jails, in jail, prison, prisons, in prison, dog wee, dog weeing, dog peeing, dog urine, dog urinating, tree support, tree supports, street tree, street trees, the street tree project"It was probably a mistake to have cut him off on the Major Deegan."
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road rage, road rages, road raging, rage, rages, raging, trucker, truckers, trucking, mistake, mistakes, accident, accidents, accidental, sidewalk, sidewalks, dangerous driving, dangerous driver, dangerous drivers, drive, drives, driving, driver, drivers, revenge, vengeance, seeking revenge, revenge seeker, revenge seekers, revenge seeking, traffic school, cut off, cuts off, follow, follows, followingAncient Landmarks of New York City
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landmark, landmarks, ancient, ancients, new york, new york city, new york cities, roadblock, roadblocks, road block, road blacks, road works, road work, abandoned car, abandoned cars, pothole, potholes, hot hole, pot holes, sidewalk, sidewalks, new yorker, new yorkers, derelict, building, buildings, demolishing, demolished"Maybe I ought to listen. This is the year I start voting."
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vote, votes, voting, young person, kook, kooks, street corner, street corners, soapbox, soapboxes, campaign, campaigns, campaigning, campaigner, campaigners, young voter, youth vote, younger demographic, younger demographics, demographic, demographics, sidewalk, sidewalks, sidewalk campaigner, sidewalk campaignersMouse Sidewalk Cafe
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sidewalk, sidewalks, cafe, cafes, coffee house, coffee houses, outdoor seating, outdoor, outdoors, mice, mouse, restaurant, restaurants, animal, animals, rodent, rodents, pest, pests, problem, problems, maid, maids, cleaner, cleaners, housekeeper, housekeepers, housekeeping, cleaning, infest, infests, infestation, infestations, infesting, pest, pests, pest control"Some fresh-ground soot for your salad, sir?"
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urban environment, urban environments, al fresco dining, dining alfresco, cafe, cafes, sidewalk, sidewalks, dining outside, eating outside, al-fresco dining, pepper, salt, soot, pepper mill, salt mill, condiment, condiments, waiter, waiters, server, servers, eating out, gourmet, gourmets, foodie, foodies, food hygiene, unhygienic, hygiene, salad, salads"The street's lower than the sidewalk, dear."
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walk, walks, walking, pedestrian, pedestrians, laws of physics, cartoons, cartoon physics, look down, looks down, looking down, sidewalk, sidewalks, pavement, pavements, street, streets, fall, falls, falling, fall down, falls down, falling down, float, floats, floating, hover, hovers, hovering, dawning realization, dawning realizations, defy gravity, defying gravity, gravity"You provide the animal, I provide the helium."
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balloon, balloons, balloon animal, balloon animals, helium, dark humour, dark humor, black humour, black humor, sidewalk, sidewalks, pavement, pavements, parent, parents, parenting, kid, kids, child, childrenThe First Trans-SoHo Snow Brigade Links Up at Spring Street near West Broadway.
"Isn't nature grand?"
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nature, natural world, butterfly, butterflies, bug, bugs, insect, insects, wildlife, wild-life, nature lover, nature lovers, nature loving, urban environment, urban environments, urbanite, urbanites, urban environment, urban environments, sidewalk, sidewalks, natural habitat, urbanization, urbanisationsWhy did the chicken cross the road?
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why did the chicken cross the road, joke, jokes, chicken, chickens, bird, birds, animal, animals, cross the road, crossing the road, road, sidewalk, sidewalks, path, paths, pathway, pathways, roads, pressure, push, encourage, encouragement, nervous, afraid, scared, scary, fear, proud, anxious, trying new things, fear of the unknown, trying something new, try something new, bystander, bystanders"Excuse me, but your blocking my career path."
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business woman, business women, businesswoman, businesswomen, business person, business people, businessperson, career path, career paths, career ladder, career ladders, corporate ladder, corporate ladders, competitive, competitiveness, competition, ruthless, ruthlessness, rival, rivals, glass ceiling, the glass ceiling, race, races, walking to work, sidewalk, sidewalks, pavement, pavements, pedestrian, pedestriansDog Sells Fetched Slippers
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dog, dogs, pet, pets, slipper, slippers, shoe, shoes, chew, chewing, chewed, domestic pet, domestic pets, man's best friend, consumerism, animal, animals, fetch, fetched, sell, selling, sale, sold, shop, shopping, peddler, peddlers, sidewalk, pavement, sidewalks, strange, surreal, strange image, begging, beggar, beggars"This is a great neighborhood for croutons."
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, bird, birds, pigeon, pigeons, eating, dining, scavenging, food, city, city living, city life, urban living, urban life, restaurant, restaurants, cafe, cafes, sidewalk, sidewalks, pavement, patio, patios, outdoor seating, neighbourhood, neighborhood, real estate, property, croutons, crumbs"I'll be a little late. I'm on a Citi Plow."
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citi bike, citi bikes, plow, plows, plowing, bike, bikes, biking, bike rental, bike rentals, new york, new york city, sidewalk, sidewalks, plough, ploughs, ploughing, snow, snows, snowy weather, freeze, freezes, freezing, blizzard, blizzards, commute, commutes, commuting, snow plow, snow plows, snowplow, snowplows, snowplowing, public transit, mass transit