"Security is lax on this side."
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"Cheap merch will only hold them for so long."
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"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."
"When your only tool is a trebuchet, every problem looks like a siege."
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"It's not fair - they have a much bigger payroll!"
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"I prefer to pillage from the right and govern from the center."
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"We are not under siege, Your Majesty. You just have a siege mentality."
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"For now, I want you to stay off siege ladders."
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"It would be a shame if they surrendered before we had a chance to shoot this."
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"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."
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"I've asked you not to use the siege tower to meet women."
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"They're dividing into three groups, Sire. Infantry, cavalry, and media."
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"Another miss, sir."
"And this one's for entering an animal facility under siege."
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"We can conquer somebody with a bigger castle, or we can add on."
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"It's a concussion, Sven—you're sitting out the next siege."
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Dogs Attacking a Cat Castle
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"Call off the siege. It's being converted into ninety-three units of coöperative housing."
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"I want to apologize for some of the remarks I made during the heat of battle."
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"I warned you about them. They call themselves the Council of Economic Advisers."
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"Didn't I just usher in an era of good feeling?"
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"There isn't a siege. We're all in line for the bouncy castle."
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"Go back! The place is full of mold!"
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"Then, after you've starved the villagers into submission, you can bring in your interrogation team…."
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"Oh stop it. You know perfectly well that before every battle the enemy shouts things at us that we may find offensive."
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