Jesus sighted walking off Malibu.
This Week's Elvis Sighting
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Elvis - The Third Choice
"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."
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"Shadow, nothing. I saw Elvis."
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"Oh, and I've started seeing a therapist."
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"Yes, the underpants sighting is very interesting, but I'm really more intrigued by your observations of London and France."
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"Hey, look! A congressman!"
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"I hear we've had another rash of Elvis sightings."
Corporate Leaders Gather In A Field Outside Darien, Connecticut, Where One Of Them Claims To Have Seen The Invisible Hand Of The Marketplace
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"I don't understand it. They loved us in Michigan."
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"Offhand, I'd say its diet goes a long way toward explaining the lack of reported sightings."
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Sightings reported to Americans for Decency
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"That was probably not Sylvester Stallone, and I do not know nor do I care to know, whether or not he's really Jewish!"
"I'm afraid they've decided to stop kidding around!"
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"That's the city for you—you live next to someone for years and never even catch a glimpse fo them."
Tags:urban, urban life, urban living, city, cities, city life, living in the city, city living, horror, grotesque, unusual, strange, creature, creatures, monster, monsters, mutant, mutants, neighbor, neighbors, neightbour, neighbours, rare, sighting, sightings, meeting the neighbours, meeting the neighbors, knowing your neighbours, knowing your neigbors, property, properties, real estate, apartment, apartments, flat, flats, building, buildings, condo, condos, condominium, condominiums