"O.K., the third of July is out. How about the fourth?"
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"Your signature, Your Majesty, as well as your driver's license and a major credit card."
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"While you were under, I had all your friends come in and sign your heart stent."
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"Hey, I've operated on this guy before—there are my initials."
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"No, this isn't a book signing."
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"Would you sign this for me?"
"The guy with the weird skin disease forgot to sign the privacy forms."
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Save the Hamptons
"He's mellowed quite a bit over the years. However, that's become a signature thing for him."
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"Just sign it 'To the Lucky High Bidder.'"
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"Sign my yearbook?"
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"I'm going to throw this contract out the window, hargraves. Bring it back to me and make sure someone's signature is on it."
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"Anybody up there need an autograph?"
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"Isn't this more fun than those old briefs and contracts and things?"
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"If you're ever sick of anything and your secretary needs some papers signed, I can do your signature perfectly."
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"Sign here if you don't want to take part in a prisoner-abuse scandal."
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"That explains the signature on the floorboard."
John Hancock practices his signature