"O.K., the third of July is out. How about the fourth?"
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"Your signature, Your Majesty, as well as your driver's license and a major credit card."
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Meet the Reader
"While you were under, I had all your friends come in and sign your heart stent."
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"Hey, I've operated on this guy before—there are my initials."
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"You are, without a doubt, the worst publicist I've ever had!"
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"No, this isn't a book signing."
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Meet the Author and his Agent
Meet the Plagiarist
Meet the Author's Mother
Be the Author
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Woman hails an empty shopping cart in the aisle of a supermarket as if it were a taxi
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"Over the river and through the woods, to self-esteem-undermining grandmother's house we go..."
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"I've read all your books and seen all your plays, and I wear your 'Gimme' cap."
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Meet The Ghostwriter
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Sue the Author: 1pm-3pm
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"Harold, you have to stop turning the divorce papers into rabbits. Just sign them and move on."
Tags:magic, magician, magicians, magic trick, magic tricks, rabbit, rabbits, bunny, bunnies, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, spouse, spouses, divorce, divorces, divorcing, splitting, separating, breakup, breakups, breaking up, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, divorce papers, signing, avoiding, avoid, deflect, deflecting, putting off, put off
"It's for your own protection."
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A sign language interpreter makes a dirty hand gesture.
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"Does anyone read script?"
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