"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."
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"He's like a Bill Gates without a Microsoft."
"You have to admit that your chip looks a lot like their chip."
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"Is this your first time being fired in 3-D?"
"First, they take my domain, then they take my domain name."
"Listen, girl. Run into town and go to the sheriff's office. Then make a right. Find the liquor store and get a bottle of 2011 Napa. Do not get the Chilean Malbec you got last time. Hurry."
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"Bad news- some kid just created an app that creates apps."
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"Ladies and gentlemen, start your companies!"
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"It's that Silicon Valley foundation- they want to know if we'll match our grandson's $100 million donation."
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I'll do what everybody does–sell this startup just before we have to hire a female employee.
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The Joads of Silicon Valley in Kiwis of Wrath
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"I won't be donating my tech billions to this school."
"Someday, son, all this will belong to Bill Gates."
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"I'm starting a startup that helps other startups start up."
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Caricature of a chicken
"My heavens, Bentley ... we've found it. A Silicon Valley headquarters without a slide."
"The name's Alexa, Who's Siri?"
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"It's the Silicon Valley foundation - they want to know if we'll match our grandson's $100 million donation."
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