Tags:weddings, wedding, wedding cake, wedding cakes, tiered cake, tiered cakes, single, single person, single people, bachelor, bachelors, content, contentedness, lonely, loneliness, forever alone, antisocial, unsociable, unmarried, wedding cake topper, wedding cake toppers, wedding cake figurine, wedding cake figurines
Too many coxes.
Tags:cox, coxed, coxes, coxswain, coxswains, row, rowing, rows, rowed, single, sculling, scull, sculled, unhelpful, useless, pace, pacing, paces, instruction, instructions, steer, steering, steered, confusing, confused, exercise, fitness, hobbies, sport, sports, shout, shouting, megaphone, megaphones, order, orders
"Now that you have a boyfriend, are you going to get rid of a cat or two?"
"How was your lonely little dinner, sir?"
"I want someone whose inner pain is totally hot."
"Living Alone - It's just plain fun!"
"Honey, I'm home."
"If it makes you feel better—yes, I am heterocentric."
"I just wanted you to hear it from me first, before you read it in the sky."
Tags:pilot, pilots, skywriter, skywriters, skywriting, sky-writer, sky-writers, sky-writing, breakup, breakups, breaking up, split up, splits up, splitting up, break-up, break-ups, dumped, dumping, celebrity breakup, celebrity breakups, preempt, preempts, preempting, publicity, difficult conversation, difficult conversations, single, single life, rumor, rumors, rumour, rumours
"Yes, I'm still working on it."
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, eating out, dining out, dining alone, single, diner, diners, customer, customers, patron, patrons, guest, guests, eating, meal, meals, food, slow eater, slow eaters, eating slowly, rush, no rush, still working on it, still going, still eating, time, wait, waiting, waiter, waiters, server, servers, customer service, service, traffic cones, traffic cone, pylon, pylons, road cone, road cones, safety cone, safety cones, construction cone, construction cones, cone, cones, marker, markers
"We couldn't connect. He kept spouting technobabble, and I, of course, kept coming back with psychobabble."
Tags:connect, connects, connecting, connection, incompatible, compatibility, psychobabble, technobabble, techie, tech, tech lover, tech lovers, personable, date, dates, dating, single life, single, bad date, bad dates, no spark, talk past each other, talking past each other, impersonal, nerd, nerds, geek, geeks, dinner date, dinner dates, blind date, blind dates
"Want to skip lunch and cruise Canal for a pair of piano movers?"
"So, is there a Mrs. Peanut?"
Tags:bar, bars, pub, pubs, patron, patrons, customer, customers, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, relationship, relationships, dating, date, dates, pick-up line, pickup line, pickup lines, pick up line, pick up lines, marriage, marriages, married, infidelity, introduction, introductions, interested, single, singles, bachelor, bachelors, bachelorette, bachelorettes
A turkey displays a deck of cards.
Tags:cards, pick a card, magician, magicians, magic trick, magic tricks, illusion, illusions, close-up, close-up magic, magic, deck of cards, fan out, fans out, fanning out, woo, woos, wooing, flirt, flirts, illusion, illusions, illusionist, illusionists, display, displays, displaying, feather, feathers, single, single life, bachelor, bachelors
"We'll be single again in Heaven, right?"
"I tried being myself, but it wasn't getting me anywhere."
"I'm a free woman. Edgar tried to cross the road."
Tags:why did the chicken cross the road, bad joke, bad jokes, riddle, riddles, husband, husbands, wife, wives, relationship, relationships, couple, couples, spouses, spouse, marriage, married, chicken, chickens, single, newly single, widow, widows, death, die, died, dark humor, dark humour, black humor, black humour
Wheel of Dinner
Tags:wheel of fortune, decision wheels, decision wheel, supper, bachelors, bachelor, singles, single, being single, dinners, dinner, lunch, take out, cooks, cooking, kitchen, take away, lazy, pizza, takeout, lazy, decision, decision makers, decision maker, decision making, catering, choice, random, food, eating out, eating
"Right swipe, right swipe, right swipe..."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issue, relationship problems, love, dating, date, dates, single, singles, single life, dating app, dating apps, internet dating, online dating, swiping right, desperate, desperation, cupid, cupids, arrow, arrows, bow, bows, bow and arrow, eros, greek mythology, looking for love, matching, match, matches, matchmaker, matchmakers, matchmaking, technology, app, apps, application, applications, modern life, millennial, millennials
"I once mistakenly thought I was dating someone for a whole month because I couldn't tell his texts were sarcastic."
Tags:sarcastic, sarcasm, sarcasticness, text, texts, text message, text messages, misread, misreads, misreading, misunderstand, misunderstands, misunderstanding, misunderstandings, tone, tones, date, dates, dating, single, single life, single lives, misinterpret, misinterpreting, misinterpretation, hard to read, difficult to read, prickly, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, modern life, online dating, online date, online dates, internet dating, internet dating site, internet dating sites, ambiguous, ambiguity
"And what is your preference in wine-single or double figures?"
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, customer service, order, orders, ordering, menu, menus, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, wine, wine taster, wine tasters, sommelier, sommeliers, wine steward, wine stewards, wine waiter, wine waiters, choosing wine, price, prices, expensive, cheap, preference, choice, choices, choosing, deciding, decision, decisions, money, single, double, figures, numbers
Valentines for Oneself.
Tags:valentine, valentines, valentine's day, valentines day, self-love, self-care, self-esteem, single, single person, single people, affirmation, affirmations, boost, boosts, boosting, self-esteem booster, self-esteem boosters, self-confident, self-confidence, card, cards, gift, gifts, present, presents
Why Uncle Abe Still Lives Alone"You call that clean?"
Tags:car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, driving, driver, drivers, transportation, carwash, carwashes, car wash, car washes, filling station, filling station, fuelling station, fuelling station, garage, garages, service station, service station, servo, servos, attendant, attendants, complaint, complaints, complaining, chore, chores, never good enough, clean, cleaning, cleaner, cleaners, squeegee, squeegees, single, complainer, complainers, whiner, whiners, whining, nag, nags, nagging, bachelor, bachelors, picky, fussy, choosy, service, customer service, customer, customers, family, families, uncle, uncles, relative, relatives, living alone, relationship, relationships, relationship problems, relationship issues, grumpy, windshield, windshields, window, windows
Tags:acronym, acronyms, initialism, initialisms, initials, personal, personals, personal ad, personal ads, personal advertisement, personal advertisements, ad, ads, classified ad, classified ads, consumer, consumers, consumerism, greeting card, greeting cards, card, cards, card shop, card shops, holiday, holidays, single, single people
Sexual Arena Football