Single Life Cartoons

"They're all sons of bitches."

Artist:
Shanahan, Danny
Search ID:
CC40169
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2021x1541 pixels (unwatermarked)
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bitch, bitches, dog, dogs, men, complain, complaining, complains, misandry, man-hater, man-haters, man-hating, son of a bitch, sons of bitches, dating, single life, angry, pissed off, grumpy, grump, grumps, girls night out, girls nights out, girls night, poodle, poodles

"We couldn't connect. He kept spouting technobabble, and I, of course, kept coming back with psychobabble."

Artist:
Harris, Sidney
Search ID:
CC38878
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3361x3245 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
connect, connects, connecting, connection, incompatible, compatibility, psychobabble, technobabble, techie, tech, tech lover, tech lovers, personable, date, dates, dating, single life, single, bad date, bad dates, no spark, talk past each other, talking past each other, impersonal, nerd, nerds, geek, geeks, dinner date, dinner dates, blind date, blind dates

"Surely two people as intelligent as we are can work out some method of falling in love."

Artist:
Wilson, Gahan
Search ID:
CC34666
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2035x2102 pixels (unwatermarked)
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fall in love, falls in love, falling in love, intelligent, intelligence, incompatible, incompatibility, compatible, compatibility, chemistry, lack of chemistry, date, dates, dating, single life, desperate, desperation, brain, brains, academic, academics, scholar, scholars, educated, educated people, egghead, eggheads, nerd, nerds, geek, geeks, geeky, nerdy, scientist, scientists, study, studies, studying

The Neuro — The First Official Worldwide Currency

Artist:
Chast, Roz
Search ID:
CC41248
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2479x3158 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
neurotic, neuroses, paranoid, paranoia, self-esteem, self-esteem issue, self-esteem issues, hate, hates, dating, dating life, dating lives, single life, single lives, single, singles, date, dates, boyfriend, boyfriends, lonely, loneliness, self-confident, self-confidence, concern, concerns, concerned, currency, currencies, therapist, therapists, therapy, phone call, phone calls, call, calls, phone, phones, wait, waits, waiting

"You can't leave, Alice - you're the only thing keeping me from quitting my job, taking up golf, and living off the equity in the house."

Artist:
Lorenz, Lee
Search ID:
CC122734
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3005x2757 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
wife, wives, divorce, divorces, divorcing, husband, husbands, walk out, walks out, walking out, equity, retire, retires, retiring, retirement, job, jobs, quit, quits, quitting, threat, threats, threaten, threatens, threatening, leave, leaves, leaving, split up, splitting up, break up, breaks up, breaking up, empty threat, empty threats, single, newly single, single life

"I'd love to ask you in, Howard, but they start trading in Hong Kong in ten minutes."

Artist:
Lorenz, Lee
Search ID:
CC41753
High Res:
2000x2640 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
hang seng, hong kong, market, markets, trader, traders, trading, stock, stocks, stock market, stockbroker, stockbrokers, broker, brokers, wall street, date, dates, dating, single, single life, investment, investments, investor, investors

"Women want more these days, Bill - it's not enough just to be a jerk anymore."

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CC30019
High Res:
3125x2747 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
men, relationships, romance, modern romance, modern life, modern marriage, feminist, feminists, feminism, entitled, entitlement, male entitlement, jerk, jerks, attract, attracts, attracting women, attract women, attracts women, churlish, standoffish, pickup, pickups, picking up women, modern women, raised expectations, raising your expectations, dating life, single life, single lives, mankoff

"I don't remember him or the meal or what movie we saw. All I remember is I wore the right jeans."

Artist:
Kaplan, Bruce
Search ID:
CC133132
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4651x3507 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
date, dates, single life, single, singles, movie, movies, dinner and a movie, jeans, slacks, trousers, pants, flatter, flatters, flattering, superficial, superficiality, blind date, blind dates, internet date, internet dates, internet dating, online date, online dates, forget, forgets, forgetting, unmemorable, remember, remembers, remembering

"I said it was Schubert, he said it was Schumann, I turned out to be right, he felt threatened, and I haven't seen him since."

Artist:
Handelsman, J. B.
Search ID:
CC38052
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2322x1929 pixels (unwatermarked)
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mansplain, mansplains, mansplains, know-it-all, know-it-alls, schubert, composer, composers, threaten, threatened, threatening, walk out, walks out, walking out, smart woman, smart women, threatened, threatening, toxic masculinity, threat, threats, feminist, feminists, feminism, strong woman, strong women, smart woman, smart women, breakup, breakups, break-up, break-ups, split up, splits up, splitting up, bad date, bad dates, single life, single woman, single women

"This is Stan, my latest project."

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CC30192
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3232x2620 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
love, relationships, women discussing men, modern life, dating, whipped, dominant, dominance, fixer upper, fixer uppers, date, dates, go out, goes out, going out, single life, dating life, dating lives, project, projects, imperfect, modern man, modern men, mankoff

Women Who Love Bowling

Artist:
Miller, Warren
Search ID:
CC23916
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1360x988 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
women, woman, womanhood, independence, independent, single, single life, leisure, sports, sport, sporting, relationships, relationship, odd relationship, bowling, bowl, bowling ball, bowling balls, ball, bed, bedroom, relationship, relationships, unorthodox, couple, couples, shock gag

"I'd invite you up, but I'm trying to preserve the crime scene."

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
Search ID:
CC120890
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2000x2442 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
invite, invites, inviting, invitation, invitations, crime scene, crime scenes, apartment, apartments, flat, flats, ominous, date, dates, first date, first dates, single life, bad date, bad dates, awful date, awful dates, invite up, inviting up, excuse, excuses, good night, saying good night, single, singles, blind date, blind dates, wild story, wild stories, mess, messes, messy

"Isn't he nice? I have him on a twenty-four-month lease."

Artist:
Miller, Warren
Search ID:
CC27736
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2144x1693 pixels (unwatermarked)
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lease, leases, leasing, boyfriend, boyfriends, trial, trials, trial period, trial periods, date, dates, dating, single, single life, good man, decent man, hard to find, keeper, keepers, long-term relationship, long-term relationships, compatible, compatibility, pride, proud, home, homes, house, houses, apartment, apartments, flat, flats, nail down, nails down, nailing down, find a man, finding a man, partner, partners, life partner, life partners, valentine, valentines, valentine's day, romance, modern life, modern world

"I've found someone else who thinks I'm really attractive."

Artist:
Koren, Edward
Search ID:
CC124259
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5668x4163 pixels (unwatermarked)
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attractive, attractiveness, beauty, eye of the beholder, beautiful, hideous, monster, monsters, appearance, appearances, skin deep, relationship, relationships, date, dates, dating, dating life, dating lives, single life, single lives, special someone, special someones, partner, partners

Superman Heads Back To The Fridge

Artist:
Ziegler, Jack
Search ID:
CC124223
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3762x3130 pixels (unwatermarked)
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bachelor, bachelors, life, everyday, every day, ordinary, ordinary life, normal, normal life, bachelor pad, bachelor life, hero, heroes, heroic, superhero, superheroes, living alone, lonely, alone, loneliness, single, single life, living alone, independence, independent, independently, hungry, hunger, bored, boring, boring life, bored life, modern, modern world, modern life, modern living, home alone, alone at home

"On my way home today on the bus, a lone grape rolled down the aisle and came to rest near my foot. It was pale free and looked to be of the seedless variety."

Artist:
Booth, George
Search ID:
CC40960
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1805x1657 pixels (unwatermarked)
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bus, buses, public transit, public transportation, transportation, commuting, commuter, commuters, litter, messy, grape, grapes, lonely, loneliness, alone, single, singles, single life, forever alone, daily grind, dog owner, dog owners, pet owner, pet owners, pet, pets, dog, dogs, canine, canines, animal, animals, man's best friend

"If it makes you feel better—yes, I am heterocentric."

Artist:
Lorenz, Lee
Search ID:
CC32579
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2119x1955 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
date, dates, dating, single, single life, heterosexual, heterosexuality, masculinity, fragile, masculinity, dress, dresses, attractive, attraction, attractions, bicurious, bar, bars, pub, pubs, meat market, meat markets, terminology, term, terms

"You figure it. We're not gay, we don't use drugs, and we still got it."

Artist:
Harris, Sidney
Search ID:
NL700239
High Res:
1836x1369 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
single, single life, bachelor, bachelors, bachelor pad, bachelor pads, lonely, loneliness, mystery, mysteries, complain, complains, complaining, complaint, complaints, whine, whines, whining, moan, moans, moaning, unattractive, trapped, roommate, roommates, roomie, roomies, lab rat, lab rats, rat, rats

"This guy bothering you pretty lady?"

Artist:
Shanahan, Danny
Search ID:
CC29210
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2055x2241 pixels (unwatermarked)
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moose, antlers, alpha, alphas, alpha male, alpha man, beta, beta man, beta men, dominant, dominance, date, dates, dating, single life, assert your dominance, asserting your dominance, animal kingdom, mate, mates, mating, show off, shows off, showing off, weak, weakness, power, powerful, macho, manly, manliness, masculine, masculinity, machismo, gender performance, gender performances, gender

"It's not you, Rob. It's just that things are moving a little too fast."

Artist:
Steiner, Peter
Search ID:
CC24147
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1483x1312 pixels (unwatermarked)
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business relationship, business relationships, co-worker, co-workers, coworker, coworkers, affair, affairs, colleague, colleagues, workaholic, workaholics, work-obsessed, work obsession, briefcase, briefcases, suit, suits, business suit, business suits, date, dates, dating, single, single life, lust, move too fast, moves too fast, moving too fast, fear of commitment, commitment, executive, executives

"Beats me. In my whole life, I never met one woman who fit that description."

Artist:
Gerberg, Mort
Search ID:
PB400716
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1484x1438 pixels (unwatermarked)
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bitter, bitterness, angry, anger, misogynist, misogynists, misogyny, sexist, sexists, sexism, love, love life, love lives, self-help, self-help book, self-help books, therapy, therapist, therapists, single, lonely, bachelor, bachelors, single life, lonely life, lonely lives, breakup, breakups, split up, splits up, splitting up, break-up, break-ups

"I'm somewhere between post-enchanted and neo-disenchanted."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CX300977
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4400x3400 pixels (unwatermarked)
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date, dates, dating, single life, report, reports, status report, status reports, update, updates, gossip, gossips, gossiping, chat, chats, chatting, gab, gab session, gab sessions, talk, talks, talking, new relationship, new relationships, relationship, relationships, friend, friends, friendship, friendships

"I've become so good at dating—relationships that used to take months now last a matter of days."

Artist:
Hwang, Amy
Search ID:
CC143235
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3088x4206 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, dating, date, dates, single, singles, single life, forever alone, being single, single woman, single women

" I'm sorry. I was so busy listening to myself talk that I forgot what I was saying."

Artist:
Haefeli, William
Search ID:
CC124395
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3647x3490 pixels (unwatermarked)
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self-involved, self-obsessed, self-obsession, talk, talks, talking, conversation, conversations, conversationalist, conversationalists, bad date, bad dates, date, dates, dating, single, single life, ignore, ignores, ignoring, not listening, husband, husbands, wife wives, argument, arguments, bicker, bickers, bickering, fight, fights, fighting, couple, couples, chat, chats, chatting

"Well, once again I find myself all pumped up with no place to go."

Artist:
Haefeli, William
Search ID:
CC42898
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2001x1517 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
gym, gyms, gym routine, pump, get a pump on, pumped, pumped up, lift, lifting, lifting weights, single, single life, bachelor, bachelors, lonely, loneliness, locker room, locker-room, gymnasium, health, muscle, muscles, cardio, heart health, fitness, fit, fitter, ripped, shredded, men, masculine, masculinity, date, dates, dating