Single Life Cartoons

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"They're all sons of bitches."

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"We couldn't connect. He kept spouting technobabble, and I, of course, kept coming back with psychobabble."

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"Surely two people as intelligent as we are can work out some method of falling in love."

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The Neuro — The First Official Worldwide Currency

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"You can't leave, Alice - you're the only thing keeping me from quitting my job, taking up golf, and living off the equity in the house."

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"I'd love to ask you in, Howard, but they start trading in Hong Kong in ten minutes."

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"Women want more these days, Bill - it's not enough just to be a jerk anymore."

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"I don't remember him or the meal or what movie we saw. All I remember is I wore the right jeans."

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"I said it was Schubert, he said it was Schumann, I turned out to be right, he felt threatened, and I haven't seen him since."

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"This is Stan, my latest project."

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Women Who Love Bowling

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"I'd invite you up, but I'm trying to preserve the crime scene."

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"Isn't he nice? I have him on a twenty-four-month lease."

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"I've found someone else who thinks I'm really attractive."

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Superman Heads Back To The Fridge

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"On my way home today on the bus, a lone grape rolled down the aisle and came to rest near my foot. It was pale free and looked to be of the seedless variety."

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"If it makes you feel better—yes, I am heterocentric."

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"You figure it. We're not gay, we don't use drugs, and we still got it."

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"This guy bothering you pretty lady?"

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"It's not you, Rob. It's just that things are moving a little too fast."

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"Beats me. In my whole life, I never met one woman who fit that description."

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"I'm somewhere between post-enchanted and neo-disenchanted."

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"I've become so good at dating—relationships that used to take months now last a matter of days."

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" I'm sorry. I was so busy listening to myself talk that I forgot what I was saying."

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"Well, once again I find myself all pumped up with no place to go."

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