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"Where did you get those big brown eyes and that tiny mind
"I once mistakenly thought I was dating someone for a whole month because I couldn't tell his texts were sarcastic."
"How come we never sleep at my place?"
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"I've found someone else who thinks I'm really attractive."
"Women want more these days, Bill - it's not enough just to be a jerk anymore."
"He's a Clark Kent type, but he has no alternative identity."
"That was my answering cervix."
"Would you like to come back to my place and face some uncomfortable truths?"