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"Sure, I love my life! And someday I'm going to walk into a bar and never come out."
Modern relationships on mailboxes.
"One day your father said he was going for a swim and that was the last I ever saw of him."
"Oh, I am enjoying our date, Harry, but if I seem nervous it may be because you're the only man I've spoken to since September who's over the age of fifteen."
"I suppose every girl dreams of someday getting a big divorce settlement."
"There's no such thing as your father."