"Have you been putting on weight?"
"The killer had to be a man. Not only is the knife still bloody—it wasn't even put in the sink."
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"Sir, the tip of the iceberg."
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"Quicksand in a modern office building? Don't be silly."
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"Captain, we've taken on strippers."
A pelican with a pipe leading from his large bill to his stomach.
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"Do we even have a garbage disposal?"
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'Laugh as Some Might, Carl's Inflatable Tie Kept Him Afloat Until Help Arrived.'
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An upside-down cruise liner in a bottle.
"I thought it would be appropriate to have a band playing as we went down."
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"Yes, I should have warned you."
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"Thank God for the elephant."
Ask Us About Our Ordeal
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Titanic Action Figures
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"The thing you have to know about quicksand is the faster you shake the shaker the faster you sink,"
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"It's mostly water weight."
"People, I think we need to work together on this."
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Try a tour of historic Venice in our traditional glass bottomed gondola.
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