Man on a sinking ship blowing up an inflatable desert island.
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"Have you been putting on weight?"
"There's no need for alarm—the staff will be reduced, but only by attrition."
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"Quicksand or not, Barclay, I've half a mind to struggle."
"Attention all hands. Abandon ship!"
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"According to the most recent report, we have no recourse but to abandon ship."
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"Quicksand in a modern office building? Don't be silly."
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"Captain, we've taken on strippers."
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An upside-down cruise liner in a bottle.
"I thought it would be appropriate to have a band playing as we went down."
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"Yes, I should have warned you."
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"Thank God for the elephant."
Titanic Action Figures
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"The thing you have to know about quicksand is the faster you shake the shaker the faster you sink,"
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"It's mostly water weight."
The guy who got in on the ground floor
A businesswoman gives a presentation on a lifeboat
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Olives, Gin, Vermouth.
Try a tour of historic Venice in our traditional glass bottomed gondola.
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