Man on a sinking ship blowing up an inflatable desert island.
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"I knew the woodpeckers were a mistake."
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"Attention all hands. Abandon ship!"
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"You're heading up our flagship company, Beavis, and, should anything happen, you'll be expected to go down with it."
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First class only raft.
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"Sir, the tip of the iceberg."
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"I thought it would be appropriate to have a band playing as we went down."
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Ask Us About Our Ordeal
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Titanic Action Figures
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"It's mostly water weight."
A shipwrecked man holds on to a floating ship in a bottle
A businesswoman gives a presentation on a lifeboat
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"We could have changed course, but it's against the rules..."
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Olives, Gin, Vermouth.
"We are about to implode! All is lost! And we only have one escape pod."
Rats fleeing a sinking Capitol Building
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"Sorry, we already have a bass player."
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