Man on a sinking ship blowing up an inflatable desert island.
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"I knew the woodpeckers were a mistake."
Tags:woodpecker, woodpeckers, bird, birds, noah, noah's ark, noahs ark, ark, arks, wildlife, mistake, mistakes, regret, regrets, flaw in the plan, flawed plan, flawed plans, sinking ship, sinking ships, bible story, biblical flood, sunday school, bible stories, genesis, old testament, torah story, torah stories, book of genesis, flood, floods, flooding
"Sorry, but there aren't enough life jackets to go around."
Tags:sinking business, failing business, failed business, crash, crashes, economic crash, economic crashes, recession, recessions, in recession, double dip recession, stocks, stocks and shares, stock market crash, stock market crashes, economics, life jacket, life jackets, life-jacket, life-jackets, lifejacket, lifejackets, sink ship, sinking ships, boardroom, boardrooms, profit, plummeting profit, meeting, meetings, business meeting, business meetings, board meeting, board meetings, business man, business men, business person, business people, businessmen, businessman, businessperson
"Attention all hands. Abandon ship!"
Tags:business man, business men, business person, business people, businessman, businessmen, businessperson, business executive, business executives, executive, executives, manager, managers, business manager, business managers, boss, bosses, the boss, captains, captain, ships captain, ship's captain, overboard, over-board, abandon ship, abandoning ship, sinking, sinking ships, sinking ship, failing business, failing businesses, bankrupt, bankruptcy, intercom, intercoms, going under, gone under, failed business, failed company, failing company, order, orders, jump ship, jumping ship
First class only raft.
Tags:1%, occupy wall street, sinking ship, sinking ships, late capitalism, elite, elites, elitist, elitists, rich, riches, rich person, rich people, first class, upper class, upper classes, champagne, lifeboat, lifeboats, life preserver, life preservers, cruise, cruises, cruise ship, cruise ships, titanic, unfair, second class, second class citizen, second class citizens, wealth gap, wealth gaps, wage gap, wage gaps, income gap, income gaps, inequality, economic inequality, life of luxury
"Sir, the tip of the iceberg."
Tags:iceberg, icebergs, tip of the iceberg, tips of the iceberg, profit, profits, profits chart, profits charts, presentation, presentations, business presentation, business presentations, titanic, s.s. titanic, chart, charts, graph, graphs, graphing, sink, sinks, sinking ship, sinking ships, report, reports, presentation, presentations, business presentation, business presentations
"I thought it would be appropriate to have a band playing as we went down."
Tags:business, businesses, company, companies, corporation, corporations, corporate, businessman, businessmen, businesswoman, businesswomen, meeting, meetings, boardroom, boardrooms, board meeting, board meetings, chairman, chairmen, executive, executives, ceo, ceos, c.e.o., c.e.o.s, chief executive officer, chief executive officers, boss, bosses, manager, managers, board member, board members, office, offices, office life, graph, graphs, chart, charts, decline, declining, sinking, sink, profits, profit, sinking ship, sinking ships, musician, musicians, music, musical instrument, musical instruments, musical accompaniment, band, bands, bankruptcy, insolvency, appropriate, cliche, cliches
Titanic Action Figures
Tags:black humour, dark humour, insensitive, insensitivity, titanic, the titanic, action figure, action figures, action-figure, action-figures, drowned, drowning, ship, ships, rms titanic, passenger liner, passenger liners, atlantic ocean, north atlantic ocean, iceburg, iceburgs, shipwreck, shipwrecks, ship wreck, ship wrecks, ship-wreck, ship-wrecks, sink, sinking, sunk, sinking ship, sinking ships, toy, toys, doll, dolls
"It's mostly water weight."
A shipwrecked man holds on to a floating ship in a bottle
A businesswoman gives a presentation on a lifeboat
Tags:lifeboat, lifeboats, sinking ship, sinking ships, ship has sunk, sinking, sunk, too late, too little too late, businesswoman, businesswomen, businessman, businessmen, business person, business people, businessperson, businesspeople, presentation, presentations, change management, change manager, change managers, giving bad news
Olives, Gin, Vermouth.
"Sorry, we already have a bass player."
Tags:bass player, bass players, bass, lifeboat, lifeboats, orchestra, orchestras, musician, musicians, musical instrument, musical instruments, band, bands, life raft, life rafts, life-raft, life-rafts, quarter, quarters, audition, auditions, sinking ship, sinking ships, shipwreck, shipwrecks, adrift