Heaven- A Gated Community
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"Welcome to the after-party."
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"No, no, that's not a sin, either. My goodness, you must have worried yourself to death."
"I just feel we'd know more people in Hell."
Hell's Comedy Club
"Nobody 'leaked' your transgressions, Mister. We know everything up here."
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"A bit prickly, perhaps, but he's not nearly as frightening as I had imagined."
"It's getting much harder for me to distinguish good from evil. All I'm certain about is what's appropriate and what's inappropriate."
The First Day Back
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"For years, people did their best to destroy me, but I ultimately prevailed."
"This is the tree of knowledge. We also have a tree of athletic ability and a tree if you want to be a good dancer."
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"Ah! Here you are - over on the s**t list."
"He makes us watch this fire-safety video once a year."
"I guess what I miss most is being drunk."
"I thought that while he's in there brushing his teeth it would be a good opportunity for us to talk."
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"Are you ready to play 'Give me a break, I was only human' ?"
"We do pretty well when you stop to think that people are basically good."
"And, if you don't have an attorney, we have millions of them."
Cash / EZ-Pass / Wages of Sin.
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"But I thought once the I.R.S. applied a penalty, that was the end of it."
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"Trust me. It's not a God-given right."
"Wings that don't work! Harps that don't play! Are you sure this isn't Hell?"
"I think Italian is spoken in Heaven and Dutch is spoken in Hell."
"One day I just reached deep down inside myself and there he was."