"No, no, that's not a sin, either. My goodness, you must have worried yourself to death."
"I just feel we'd know more people in Hell."
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heaven, hell, afterlife, afterlives, lonely, loneliness, angel, angels, deceased, death, died, virtue, virtues, virtuous, damned, meet people, meeting people, new person, new people, isolation, isolated, sins, sinning, christian, christians, christianity, religious"It's getting much harder for me to distinguish good from evil. All I'm certain about is what's appropriate and what's inappropriate."
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appropriate, good, evil, hell, devils, religion, myths, demons, legends, modern life, ethics, morality, philosophy, bad, sins, sinning, inappropriate, distinguish, distinguishes, distinguishing, conscience, consciences, demon, legend, certain, certainty, uncertain, uncertainty"This is the tree of knowledge. We also have a tree of athletic ability and a tree if you want to be a good dancer."
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adam and eve, garden of eden, knowledge, trees, ability, athletic, dancer, serpent, skills, adam, eve, god, christians, christianity, religion, tree of knowledge, tempt, tempts, tempting, wish, wishes, grant wishes, granting wishes, bible story, bible stories, genesis, book of genesis, sins, sinning"Ah! Here you are - over on the s**t list."
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saint peter, st peter, st. peter, heavenly gates, pearly gates, afterlife, afterlives, saint, saints, sins, sinning, naughty list, naughty lists, vice, vices, evil, evils, eternal life, hell, hells, hades, after-life, after-lives, underworld"I thought that while he's in there brushing his teeth it would be a good opportunity for us to talk."
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brush teeth, brushes teeth, brushing teeth, toothbrush, toothbrushes, serpent, serpents, garden of eden, cheat, cheats, cheating, cheater, cheaters, tempt, tempts, tempting, temptations, adultery, adulterer, adulterers, tree of knowledge, fruit of knowledge, adam, eve, adam & eve, bible story, bible stories, original sin, sins, sinning"And, if you don't have an attorney, we have millions of them."
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attorney, attorneys, lawyer, lawyers, solicitor, solicitors, hell, sins, sinning, vice, vices, afterlife, afterlives, after-life, after-lives, demon, demons, legal representative, legal representatives, satan, lucifer, devil, devils, hadesCash / EZ-Pass / Wages of Sin.
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car, cars, auto, autos, automobile, automobiles, barrier, barriers, toll, tolls, levy, levies, toll road, toll roads, road, roads, bible, bibles, christianity, christians, christian, sinning, romans, old testament, old testaments, wages of sin is death, death, dead, drive, driving, drivesAdam and Eve and Courtney
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teen, teens, teenager, kid, kids, adolescent, adolescence, bored, bore, bores, complain, complains, complaining, complaint, whinge, whinges, whinging, moans, moaning, adam and eve, adam & eve, garden of eden, original sin, sins, sinning, brat, brats, bratty, genesis, book of genesis, disagreeable, moody, family life, family lives, parent, parents, parentingDetails at Eleven
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stockade, stockades, tortures, news hour, news hours, new show, news shows, newscast, newscasts, newscaster, newscasters, tabloid journalism, gossip, gossips, gossiping, local news, local news show, local news shows, pilgrim, pilgrims, puritan, puritans, salacious, salaciousness, salacious story, salacious stories, sins, sinning, shame, shames, shaming, shun, shuns, shunning, pariah, pariahs, social pariah, social pariahs, social outcast"And may you also bless the bounty we are about to receive from that convenience store over there."
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crime, criminal, criminals, robbery, robberies, robber, robbers, thief, thieves, stick-up, stick up, hold-up, hold-ups, stickup, stickups, holdup, holdups, convenience store, convenience stores, religion, religious, pray, prayer, prayers, praying, bless, blessings, sins, sinning, bounty, money, loot, gang, gangs, urban, urban life, urban living, city, cities, city life, living in the city, city living, modern life, found god, found religion"Don't make me come down there!"
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god, heaven, godly, threat, threats, threaten, threatens, threatening, parent, parents, parenting, discipline, disciplines, disciplinarian, disciplinarians, misbehave, misbehaves, misbehaving, misbehavior, misbehaviour, earth, humans, humanity, war, wars, warring, sins, sinning, sinful, father, fathers, dad, dads"And I believe you know Demon Rum."
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demon rum, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholism, alcoholics, drink, drinks, drinking, metaphor, prohibition, prohibition era, religion, religious, religious imagery, demon, demons, devil, devils, the devil, satan, satanic, hell, hellish, vice, vices, sins, sinning, cocktail, cocktails, cocktail partyYour Good Intentions at Work
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good intentions, road to hell, roads to hell, paved with good intentions, cliche, cliches, roadwork, roadworks, road work, repair, repairs, builder, builders, construction, construction work, construction worker, construction workers, pave, paves, paving, intention, intentions, best of intentions, sins, sinning, hell, afterlife, afterlives"Then it's agreed. Watson, Smith, Teller, and Wilson go to Heaven; Jones, Paducci, and Horner go to Hell; and Fenton and Miller go to arbitration."
And Cain rose up against Abel and violated his civil rights.
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civil rights, brutality, police brutality, police, police force, cop, cops, beat, beats, beating, beatings, euphemisms, jan van eyck, ghent altarpiece, northern renaissance, art history, art historian, art historians, van eyck, bible story, bible stories, cain and abel, genesis, book of genesis, old testament, torah, sins, sinning, black lives matter, blm, #blm, #blacklivesmatter"We need either bigger needles or smaller camels."
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erinyes, fury, furies, three furies, greek myth, greek, greeks, greek mythology, modern update, modern updates, irony, ironic, sarcasm, sarcastic, passive-aggressive, passive-aggression, modern life, modern times, sins, sinning, vengeance, punishments, annoyance, annoyances, annoying, bad attitude, bad attitudes, attitude problem, attitude problems"Okay, you're in, and you're in, and you're in. . . actually, you're all in."
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