"No, no, that's not a sin, either. My goodness, you must have worried yourself to death."
"I just feel we'd know more people in Hell."
"It's getting much harder for me to distinguish good from evil. All I'm certain about is what's appropriate and what's inappropriate."
"This is the tree of knowledge. We also have a tree of athletic ability and a tree if you want to be a good dancer."
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"Ah! Here you are - over on the s**t list."
"I guess what I miss most is being drunk."
"I thought that while he's in there brushing his teeth it would be a good opportunity for us to talk."
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"We do pretty well when you stop to think that people are basically good."
"And, if you don't have an attorney, we have millions of them."
Cash / EZ-Pass / Wages of Sin.
"I think Italian is spoken in Heaven and Dutch is spoken in Hell."
The Seven Deadly Sins: Envy, envy, envy, envy, envy, envy and envy.
Adam and Eve and Courtney
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Details at Eleven
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"And may you also bless the bounty we are about to receive from that convenience store over there."
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"Don't make me come down there!"
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"For Pete's sake—ask somebody!"
"And I believe you know Demon Rum."
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"That brings us to your search history."
Your Good Intentions at Work
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"Then it's agreed. Watson, Smith, Teller, and Wilson go to Heaven; Jones, Paducci, and Horner go to Hell; and Fenton and Miller go to arbitration."
And Cain rose up against Abel and violated his civil rights.
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"We need either bigger needles or smaller camels."
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"Okay, you're in, and you're in, and you're in. . . actually, you're all in."