Sins Cartoons

Heaven- A Gated Community

"Welcome to the after-party."

"No, no, that's not a sin, either. My goodness, you must have worried yourself to death."

"I just feel we'd know more people in Hell."

"Nobody 'leaked' your transgressions, Mister. We know everything up here."

Small-Talk Limbo

"The figures for the last quarter are in. We made significant gains in the fifteen-to-twenty-six-year-old age group, but we lost our immortal souls."

"It's getting much harder for me to distinguish good from evil. All I'm certain about is what's appropriate and what's inappropriate."

"This is the tree of knowledge. We also have a tree of athletic ability and a tree if you want to be a good dancer."

"Ah! Here you are - over on the s**t list."

"He makes us watch this fire-safety video once a year."

"I guess what I miss most is being drunk."

"I thought that while he's in there brushing his teeth it would be a good opportunity for us to talk."

"And, if you don't have an attorney, we have millions of them."

"And Adam and Eve saw that they were naked, and they were ashamed."

"I think Italian is spoken in Heaven and Dutch is spoken in Hell."

"He knows what you did in Las Vegas."

Gorillas Load Noah's Mahogany Desk

"One day I just reached deep down inside myself and there he was."

"This is the part of religion we could do without."

"Yeah, the script sucks, but the special effects are awesome."

"Congressman, our people would look upon it favorably if you were to oppose any additional sin taxes."

"You realize, of course, that I'll have to make a big show of having security escort you out."

"How many bad habits do you have to have to equal once vice?"