Heaven- A Gated Community
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"Welcome to the after-party."
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"No, no, that's not a sin, either. My goodness, you must have worried yourself to death."
"I just feel we'd know more people in Hell."
"Nobody 'leaked' your transgressions, Mister. We know everything up here."
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"The figures for the last quarter are in. We made significant gains in the fifteen-to-twenty-six-year-old age group, but we lost our immortal souls."
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"It's getting much harder for me to distinguish good from evil. All I'm certain about is what's appropriate and what's inappropriate."
"This is the tree of knowledge. We also have a tree of athletic ability and a tree if you want to be a good dancer."
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"Ah! Here you are - over on the s**t list."
"He makes us watch this fire-safety video once a year."
"I guess what I miss most is being drunk."
"I thought that while he's in there brushing his teeth it would be a good opportunity for us to talk."
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"Are you ready to play 'Give me a break, I was only human' ?"
"And, if you don't have an attorney, we have millions of them."
"And Adam and Eve saw that they were naked, and they were ashamed."
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"I think Italian is spoken in Heaven and Dutch is spoken in Hell."
"He knows what you did in Las Vegas."
Gorillas Load Noah's Mahogany Desk
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"One day I just reached deep down inside myself and there he was."
"This is the part of religion we could do without."
"Yeah, the script sucks, but the special effects are awesome."
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"Congressman, our people would look upon it favorably if you were to oppose any additional sin taxes."
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"You realize, of course, that I'll have to make a big show of having security escort you out."
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"How many bad habits do you have to have to equal once vice?"
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