One size fits none.
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This is my husband, Leonard, at approximately one-third actual size."
Tags:visual gag, visual gags, married life, married world, husband, husbands, wives, wife, marriage, old married couple, convenience, snack size, snack sized, convenient, small, size, reduce, reduced, shrink, shrinking, shrunk, freud, freudian, oedipal complex, oedipus complex, strange, surreal, child, kid, kids, parallels, parallel
Tags:costco, floss, giant-sized, large, bulk, dental hygiene, excess, bathroom, huge, a lot, mirror, tiles, teeth, gums, mouth, oral hygiene, bulk order, bulk orders, bulk size, bulk sizes, size, sizes, value, values, discount, discounts, discounted, flossing, dental floss, dental hygiene, save money, saves money, saving money
Tags:cat, cat lover, cat lovers, cat person, cat people, cats, cat owner, cat owners, cat lady, cat ladies, giant, giants, large, size, sizes, sized, oversize, oversized, jumbo, jumbo size, pet, pets, big cat, big cats, vacation, vacations, work, going to work, beg, begs, begging, plead, pleads, pleading
"No, the urns are pretty much one size fits all."
Size 0, formerly known as Size 6.
Tags:size, sizes, fashion, fashions, pants, trouser, trousers, brand, brands, clothes stores, clothes store, clothes shop, clothes shops, change, changing, changes, media, women's clothes, womens clothes, annoy, annoying, larger, bigger, enlarge, annoyed, confidence, confident, trend, trends, fashionista
"How small will he get?"
Tags:dog, dogs, businessmen, businessman, pupper, puppy, puppies, cute, cutely, tiny, tiny dog, small dog, little dog, doggies, leash, leashed, pet to work, working world, comically small, disparity, size, sizes, misunderstanding, misunderstood, making, making conversation, conversation skills, slip-up, slip of the tongue, slip up, conversational, elevator, lift
Tags:ice fishing, ice fisher, ice fishers, whaler, whaling, whale, word play, hunting, hunter, hunted, whales, arctic, arctic life, arctic circle, hole, holes, hole in the ice, size, sizes, waiting, wait, patience, patient, fishing, fisher, angler, anglers, angling, harpoon, harpoons, arctic landscape, arctic landscapes
"Smoke a cigar that fits your face."
Tags:old man on the mountain, wise man on the mountain, wise man, wise men, old man, old men, wisemen, wiseman, sage, sages, wise, guru, gurus, smoking, smoker, smokers, tobacco, bad habit, bad habits, unhealthy, fitness, health, climber, climbers, climbing, hiker, hikers, hiking, mountain, mountains, advice, advising, size, fit, style
Big thoughts... Big Pen!
Tags:executives, executive, business executives, business executive, business executives, manager, managers, boss, bosses, business manager, business managers, ideas person, ideas people, big idea, big ideas, stationary, pen, pens, fountain pen, fountain pens, oversize, oversized, super, size, supersized, proportion, proportional, pretentiousness, pretension, pretentious
"I hear he's huge in Japan."
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"From way up, you look like an ant."
"I still say we should get a queen-sized mattress—despite the obvious jokes it will invite among the sales staff."
Tags:mattress, mattresses, new home, new house, bed, new bed, furniture, furnish, furnished, unfurnished, furnishing, decor, decorate, decoration, size, sizes, queen size, queen, slang, lingo, store, stores, shopping, married, married life, language, word play, word-play, play on words, sales, staff, clerk, clerks, lgbt, lgbtq, lgbtqia, lgbt+, lgbtq+, lgbtqia+, men
Extra Large Christmas Tree
Tags:christmas tree, christmas trees, christmas time, christmas, big christmas tree, oversized christmas tree, christmas decoration, chirstmas decorations, too big for the door, doorway, doorways, tight doorway, tight doorwats, small doorway, small doorways, first world problems, tall christmas tree, tall christmas trees, mistake, mistakes, misjudge, misjudgement, wrong, size, wrong measurements, bad measurements
"Makes You Feel Small Doesn't It"
Tags:size, relative, relatively, relativity, sky, skies, night sky, nightsky, night, nighttime, night time, star, stars, starry, universe, space, small, tiny, ant, ants, animal, animals, talking animals, perspective, perspectives, universal feeling, common, commonality, commonly, feel small, feel, feeling, feels
"You can't tell a dog's intelligence by it's size, however, I do think chihuahuas are stupid."
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Rhinoplasty"I think I'd like this one."
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Subway passengers are categorized by size.
Tags:subway, subways, subway train, subway trains, extra large, size, sizes, clothing store, clothing stores, clothes shop, clothes shops, category, categories, categorize, categorizes, categorizing, separate, separates, separating, separated, public transport, public transportation, mass transit, rapid transit
"I suppose my size has something to do with it!"
Tags:small size, small sizes, size, sizes, therapist, therapists, napoleon complex, napoleon complexes, short, short guy, short guys, insecure, insecurity, insecurities, miniature, miniatures, shrunk, shrunken, breakup, breakups, break-up, break-ups, breaking up, divorce, divorces, divorcing, shame, shames, counseling, counselling, counselor, counselors, counsellor, counsellors
Shopping with Barbie and Ann
"... and come out fighting, boys."
Tags:wrestle, wrestling, wrestles, wrestler, boxer, boxing, boxers, boxing ring, boxing match, professional, professional sport, sports, pro sports, contact sport, contact sports, size, size difference, unlikely, lip service, give lip service, violent, violence, competitive sport, competitive, brute, brutes, bruiser, bruisers, fit, fitness, strong, strength, fight, fighting, fighting fit, healthy