"We did find a creative bone in your body, but it was very untalented."
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creative bone, single creative bone, creative, creativity, imagination, imaginative, talent, talented, untalented, hidden talent, hidden talents, insult, insults, creatives, creative person, creative people, bedside manner, surgeon, surgeons, operation, operation, surgery, bone structure, skeleton, expression, expressions, saying, sayings"The message here is 'Hydrate, hydrate, hydrate!'"
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desert, deserts, skeleton, skeletons, hydrate, hydrates, hydration, gazelle, gazelles, thirst, thirsts, thirsty, warning, warnings, warn, warns, message, messages, warning sign, warning signs, lost, lesson, lessons, learning a lesson, learns a lesson, starve, starves, starving, learn, learns, learning, parent, parents, parenting"Your call is important to us."
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call line, call lines, call-line, call-lines, helpline, helplines, help-line, help-lines, skeleton, skeletons, bone, bones, corpse, police, policemen, policeman, detective, detectives, crime, crimes, crime scene, crime scenes, customer service, customer services, call centre, call centres, call center, call centers, hold, put on hold, wait, patience, patient"I'm sorry—the agency told me they'd cleared away last summer's people."
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real estate, real estate agent, real estate agents, backwoods, summer house, summer houses, vacation home, vacation homes, vacation house, vacation houses, ominous, ominous sign, ominous signs, warning, warnings, ominous warning, skeleton, skeletons, out of the way, remote location, remote locations"You've changed, Howie."
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skeleton, skeletons, bone, bones, husband, husbands, wife, wives, married life, married couple, married couples, marital problem, marital problems, marriage problem, marriage problems, marriage breakdown, marriage breakdowns, neglect, negligence, negligent, unhappy marriage, unhappy marriages, abandoned, forsaken, abandonment, forsake"Mr. Saltee"
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desert, deserts, warm, sun, sunny, desserts, dessert, food, ice cream van, ice cream vans, ice cream truck, ice cream truck, van, vans, truck, trucks, dead, death, skeleton, skeletons, salt, salt shaker, salt cellar, salt shakers, salt cellars, thirst, thirsty, bad business ideas, bad ideas, bad idea, bad business idea, doomed to fail, failure, fail"It's a great country–just don't get sick."
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slang, cowboy, cowboys, cow boy, cow boys, wild west, west, western, westerns, old west, wild wild west, horseback, horses, horse, pony, pony express, ye olde, modern, modern life, modernity, yehaw, cowboy hat, hat, 10 gallon hat, ten gallon hat, saloon, saloons, sheriff, sheriffs, deputy, deputies, medical, medicare, healthcare, health care, united states, america, american, pill, pills, prescription, skeleton, skeletons, death, dead, die, died"I'm a hunter-gatherer-hoarder."
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pre-history, prehistory, pre-historic, prehistoric, caveman, cavemen, neanderthal, neanderthals, hunter-gatherer, hunter-gatherers, hoard, hoard, hoarding, horder, hoarders, messy, full, clutter, cave, caves, cave-dweller, cave dwellers, bone, bones, skull, skulls, skeleton, skeletons, body, bodies, dead, food, hunting, hunter, hunters, hunt, hunts, gather, gathers, gatherer, gatherers, collector, collectors, storage, storage space, history, primitive, men, man, male, malesSkeleton playing fetch.
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dog, dogs, puppy, puppies, pet dog, pet dogs, fetch, playing fetch, self sacrifice, self-sacrifice, skeleton, skeletons, dog lover, dog lovers, pet, pets, dog walk, dog walks, dog walker, dog walkers, dog owner, dog owners, mans best friend, leg bone, leg bones, man's best friend, throw a bone, throwing a bone, dog bone, dog's boneDesert Sunbathing
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desert, deserts, stranded, lost, lost in the desert, abandon, abandoned, sunbathing, sunbathers, dead, died, skeleton, skeletons, skull, skulls, beach, beaches, beach holiday, beach holidays, beach vacation, beach vacations, beach umbrella, beach umbrellas, shade, shaded, unexpected, surprise, pointless, pointlessness, useless, uselessness"Sorry if I'm butchering your name."
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name, names, named, pronounce, pronouncing, pronunciation, enunciate, enunciating, apology, apologies, death, dead, dying, reaper, grim reaper, grim reapers, butchering, murder, murdering, pun, irony, salesmasn, cold caller, cold calling, introduction, introductions, hello, skeleton"Dr. Horton and I have discovered something we don't like. Our hope is that you, on the other hand, will grow to like it."
"Would you please step back to the machine while I make an adjustment?"
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doctor, doctors, md, mds, m.d.s, m.d., gp, gps, g.p.s, g.p., general practitioner, general practitioners, medical check up, medical check ups, clinic, clinics, doctors clinic, doctors clinics, doctor's clinic, x ray, x rays, x ray machine, x ray machines, x-ray, x-rays, mistake, mistakes, big mistake, big mistakes, skeleton, skeletons, medical negligence, malpractice, doctor's clinics, hospital, hospitals, doctors appointment, doctors appointments, doctor's appointment, doctor's appointmentsA skeleton sits up in bed.
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skeleton, skeletons, horror, horror movie, horror movies, horror film, horror films, scare, scares, scary, frighten, frightens, frightening, scare, scares, scary, halloween, wake up, wakes up, waking up, wake, wakes, waking, sleep, sleeps, sleeping, married couple, married couples, couple, couplesA bunch of human artists are painting a skull which is sitting on a stool, while a nearby tree is painting the stool.
BOO
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scary, scared, threat, dread, threaten, threatening, terrify, terrifying, halloween, scary skinny, thin, skinny, bones, skeleton, skeletons, adult fear, adult fears, adulthood, adult hood, modern life, modern, adulting, existential dread, existential, scary tan, tanned, tanning beds, sun burn, sun burned, shrivel, shrivelled, scary fat, morbid, morbidly obese, obese, obesity, scary smart, smarter than a, brainiac, prodigy, genius, geniuses, nerd, nerds, geek, geeks"It's just thrived since I let it have Harry!"
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plant, plants, houseplant, houseplants, gardener, gardeners, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, death, dead, dead body, dead bodies, corpse, corpses, skull, skulls, skeleton, skeletons, carnivorous plant, carnivorous plantsDinosaur skeleton being used as a bike rack
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museum, museums, gallery, galleries, history, science, dino, dinosaur, dinosaurs, tyrannosaurus rex, t-rex, bone, bones, skeleton, skeletons, display, displays, archaeology, vertebrae, tail, tails, bike, bikes, bicycle, bicycles, bicycle rack, bicycle racks, bike rack, bike racks, rack, racks, storage, modern life, innovation, innovations, innovative, new use, new uses, creative, visitor, visitors"I guess this explains why everybody has had to buy their own Christmas presents since we were kids."