"We need one of those at the E.U. border."
Tags:border, ski jump, ski jumps, ski jumping, european union, brexit, brexiteer, brexiteers, leave, leaves, leave campaign, leave campaigns, winter sport, winter sports, club, clubs, exclusive, exclusivity, ski, skis, skiing, skier, skiers, immigrant, immigrants, immigration, immigration law, immigration laws, member status, member, members, member state, member states
A man works out on a cross-country skiing exercise machine.
Tags:exercise machine, exercise machines, crosscountry, ski, skis, skiing, skier, skiers, simulate, simulates, simulating, exercise equipment, train, trains, training, trainer, trainers, snow, snows, winter sport, winter sports, simulation, simulations, workout, workouts, working out, treadmill, treadmills, gym, gyms, rowing machine, rowing machines, snow fall, stationary bike, stationary bikes, stationary bicycle, stationary bicycles
Roller Coaster Ski Ramp
Tags:ski, skiing, skier, skiers, ski slope, ski slopes, ski jump, ski jumps, roller coaster, roller coasters, fun fair, fun fairs, ski ramp, ski ramps, going round in circles, loop, looping, never ending loop, perpetual motion, snow, snowing, ski resort, ski resorts, theme park, theme parks, perpetual motion machine, perpetual motion machines, thermodynamics, laws of thermodynamics, amusement park, amusement parks
A ski jumper rethinks his decision.
Tags:ski jump, ski jumps, ski jumper, ski jumpers, ski, skies, skiing, skier, skiers, fear of heights, acrophobia, acrophobic, phobia, phobias, phobic, winter sport, winter sports, competition, competitions, rethink, rethinks, rethinking, decision, decisions, bad decision, bad decisions, indecision, indecisive, indecisiveness, afraid, frightened, scared, fearful, fear, fears, second thought, second thoughts
"Great fall, Josh!"
Tags:sport, sports, skiing, skier, skiers, ski, skis, ski resort, ski resorts, learning to ski, ski hill, ski hills, mountain, mountains, ski slope, ski slopes, kid, kids, child, children, son, sons, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, encouraging, fall, falls, falling, positive, encouragement, praise, praising, winter sports, clumsy, newbie, newbies, beginner, beginners
'Fine. And you?'
Tags:sport, sports, season, seasons, seasonal, winter, wintertime, winter sports, ski, skis, skiing, skier, skiers, snow, accident, accidents, ski pole, ski poles, leisure, hobby, hobbies, stuck, trapped, ball, snowball, snowballs, beginner, beginners, newbie, newbies, learning to ski, incompetent, incompetents, incompetence
"As mountains go, this one is fairly yuppie."
Tags:yuppie, yuppies, wealthy, wealth, rich, rich people, rich person, rich woman, rich women, rich man, rich men, wealthy woman, wealthy women, wealthy men, wealthy man, ski, skiing, skier, skiers, mountain, mountains, winter, winter sport, winter sports, winter activity, winter activities, city folk, city people, urban
"Was that my pager or yours?"
Tags:skiing, skier, skiers, ski holiday, ski holidays, ski vacation, ski vacations, skiing holiday, skiing holidays, skiing vacation, skiing vacations, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, expectation, work life balance, expectations, modern expectations, workaholic, workaholics, workaholism, pager, pagers, on call, overwork, overworked, overworking
"Sure I play hard, but I also inherit hard."
A man in a hospital bed has his ski boot act as a counterweight for his broken leg.
Tags:counterweight, counterweights, pulley, pulleys, hospital, hospitals, hospital bed, hospital beds, fracture, fractures, fracturing, broken leg, broken legs, leg, legs, injury, injuries, injured, injuring, ski, skies, skiing, skier, skiers, winter sport, winter sports, culprit, culprits, irony, ironies, ironic, athlete, athletes, athletic, fall, falls, falling, downhill skier, downhill skiers
"He's looking for a comb."
Tags:yeti, the yeti, bigfoot, big foot, bad hair day, bad hair days, hair, comb, combs, brushing hair, combing hair, skiing, skier, skiers, skiing holiday, skiing holidays, ski vacation, ski vacations, kindness of strangers, the kindness of strangers, messy hair, helpful, helpfulness, abominable snowman, the abominable snowman
"First thing, Toby—just bend your knees a little and get rid of the cigarette."
Tags:sport, sports, skiing, skier, skiers, ski, skis, ski resort, ski resorts, learning to ski, ski hill, ski hills, mountain, mountains, ski slope, ski slopes, kid, kids, child, children, son, sons, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, instructor, instructors, teaching, lesson, lessons, winter sports, newbie, newbies, beginner, beginners, smoking, smoker, smokers, bad habit, bad habits, unhealthy, health, tobacco, nicotine, underage smoking, advice, advising
"Wow! This is like pulling teeth!" "More fun than root canal!"
Tags:dentist, dentists, dental office, dental offices, dentist's office, dentist's offices, dental, dental work, teeth, tooth, root canal, root canals, pulling teeth, fun, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, break, breaks, taking a break, sport, sports, skiing, skier, skiers, ski, skis, winter, winter sport, winter sports, wintertime
The Sponsored Skier
Tags:skier, skiers, junk food, fast food, obesity, unhealthy food, unhealthy foods, sports sponsor, sports sponsors, sport sponsor, sport sponsors, winter sport, winter sports, extreme sport, extreme sports, advertising, advertisement, advertisements, ad, ads, sponsorship deal, sponsorship deals, hypocrisy, athlete, athletes
From sea to skis.
"Hey—this is the quiet trail!"
Tags:ski, skier, skiers, skiing, winter sport, winter sports, skis, phone call, phone calls, modern technology, modern technologies, smartphone, smartphones, cellphone, cellphones, phone, phones, mobile phone, mobile phones, quiet, be quiet, telephone conversation, telephone conversations, loud conversation, loud conversations, quiet trail, quiet trail, disrupt, disrupting, disruptive, annoy, annoying, annoyed, disturb, disturbed, disturbing, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, ski holiday, skiing holiday, ski holidays, skiing holidays, ski vacation, skiing vacation, ski vacations, skiing vacations
Evolved to Ski.
Skier looking at a sign with arrows pointing in different directions all reading "SNOW."
Tags:skier, skiers, skiing, ski, skis, sport, sports, winter, mountain, mountains, snow, direction, directions, lost, confused, sign, signs, signage, unhelpful, useless, obvious, route, routes, arrow, arrows, pointing, course, courses, path, paths, choice, choices, limited choices, decision, decisions, options, option, limited options
Humpty Dumpty goes skiing.
Tags:nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes, rhyme, rhymes, mother goose, literature, children's story, children's stories, fictional character, fictional characters, wall, walls, fall, falling, humpty dumpty, sport, sports, winter sport, winter sports, ski, skis, skiing, skier, skiers, bad idea, risky, dangerous
Ski lift mobile
Tags:ski lift, ski lifts, chairlift, chairlifts, chair lift, chair lifts, lift, lifts, ski, skiing, skier, skiers, ski resort, ski resorts, chalet, chalets, aerial lift, aerial lifts, mobile, kinetic sculpture, kinetic sculptures, art, toy, toys, innovation, innovations, creative, innovative, hanging, mountain, mountains, sports, sport, downhill skiing, alpine skiing
"It's co-wuld! You didn't tell me it was going to be co-wuld!"
Tags:ski, skiing, skiing holiday, skiing holidays, skier, skiers, regret, regrets, regretful, cold, the cold, cold weather, freezing, freezing weathers, unprepared, misunderstand, misunderstanding, uninformed, couple, couples, husband and wife, husbands and wives, miscommunications, miscommunication, complain, complaining, complaint, complaints
"Single!" "Single!" "Single!" "Wait! I'll get my son!"
Tags:sport, sports, ski, skis, skiing, skier, skiers, ski lift, ski lifts, chairlift, chairlifts, ski resort, ski resorts, pair, pairs, relationship, relationships, marriage, marriages, couple, couples, love, dating, single, singles, bachelor, bachelors, bachelorette, bachelorettes, line, lines, lining up, lineup, lineups, queue, queue, queuing, pairing off, partner, partners, setting up, matchmaking, matchmaker, matchmakers, wordplay, word play
Hunters wait at the bottom of a ski jump ramp.
Tags:ski, skis, skiing, skier, skiers, ski jump, ski jump ramp, ski jump ramps, ski jumping, ski jumper, ski jumpers, hunter, hunters, hunting, clay pigeon shooting, clay pigeon shooters, clay pigeon shoot, bird shooting, drunk, drunken idea, dunken ideas, drunken mistake, drunken mistakes, gun safety, hunting safety
"He gets so dramatic when I lower the thermostat."