"Whatever happens, Jenkins, you'll always have your dancing to fall back on."
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"Remember, you weren't hired to think-you were hired because you have opposable thumbs."
Tags:office hierarchy, corporate hierarchy, corporate hierarchies, office hierarchies, office politics, opposable thumb, oposable thumbs, thinker, thinkers, thinking, creative thinker, creative thinkers, creative thinking, job description, job descriptions, job title, job titles, skill set, skill-set
"We already have an eight-hundred-pound gorilla."
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"You should be aware that we already have a strong in-house candidate."
Tags:candidate, candidates, job candidate, interview, interviews, interviewing, subservient, subservience, kiss butt, kisses butt, suckup, suckups, suck up, sucks up, qualification, qualifications, skill, skills, skillset, skillsets, skill set, skill sets, job interview, job interviews, lost cause, lost causes, hopeless, hopelessness
The Judgment of Paris
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"Lately, I've been thinking about becoming really good at something."
Tags:talent, talents, talented, new hobby, new hobbies, new pastime, new pastimes, interest, interests, skill, skills, skill set, skill sets, skill-set, skill-sets, incompetent, incompetence, motivation, motivations, career path, career paths, lifestyle change, lifestyle changes, training, new job, new jobs, skill set, skill-set, apathy
"I've got some skills - I'm just not sure they add up to a 'set.'"
"I can work for twelve straight hours without needing to be recharged."
Tags:recharge, recharged, recharging, recharges, work hour, work hours, hard worker, hard workers, skill set, skill sets, cv, resume, resumes, workload, workloads, work ethic, work ethics, hard worker, hard workers, shift, shifts, shift work, shift worker, shift workers, job interview, job interviews, job candidate, job candidates, job applicant, job applicants, labour rights, labor rights, labor law, labour laws, hr, human resources, personnel
"He has the tweeting skills of a man twice his age."
"That's my sock drawer- I just wanted you to see how organized I am."
"It says here you can think on your feet. What happens when you sit down?"
Tags:thinking on your feet, quick witted, leadership skill, leadership skills, leader, leaders, resume, resumes, cv, skills, skill set, skill-set, skill-sets, skill sets, businesswomen, businesswoman, job interview, job interviews, job candidate, job candidates, job applicant, job applicants, problem solver, problem solvers, problem solving
"I've had a lot of free time this year."
Tags:yoga, yoga mat, yoga mats, practice, practices, practicing, practise, practises, practising, free time, unemployed, unemployment, skill, skills, skillset, skillsets, skill set, skill sets, fire, fired, retire, retired, retiring, yoga instructor, yoga instructors, yoga position, yoga positions, job loss, job losses, flexible, flexibility
"I've been sent home with unemployable-like symptoms."
Tags:symptom, symptoms, unemployed, unemployable, sick day, sick days, ill day, ill days, sick leave, sick leaves, cv, resume, resumes, hr, human resources, personnel, job skill, job skills, skill set, skill sets, employment skill, employment skills, symptom, symptoms, worker, workers, laid off, lay-off, lay off, layoff, layoffs, laid-off, redundancy, redundancies, job seeker, job seekers, job hunter, job hunters, job hunting, jobless, joblessness
"I'm fascinated by your résumé, particularly the advertising supplement."
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"I see by your resume that you're a friend of mine."
Tags:resume, resumes, businessmen, businessman, favouritism, favoritism, nepotism, nepotist, nepotists, corporate culture, job interview, job interviews, job candidate, job candidates, job applicant, job applicants, hr, human resources, cv, skill set, skill-set, qualification, qualifications, unfair advantage, old boys' network, old boys network
"If I had my life to live over again, I'd unlearn macrame."
Will dick around on the internet all day for food.
Tags:dick around, dicks around, dicking around, skive, skives, skiving, screw around, screws around, screwing around, waste time, wastes time, wasting time, procrastinate, procrastinates, procrastinating, procrastination, white collar worker, white collar workers, office drone, office drones, office job, office jobs, panhandle, panhandles, panhandling, beggar, beggars, begging, beg, begs, skill, skills, skillset, skillsets, skill set, skill sets, qualification, qualifications, provide a service, providing a service, middle class, middle classes, web browsing, web browser, web browsers, internet usage
"You seem reasonably fit - have you ever pulled a rickshaw?"
"When will I learn patience already??!"
"I don't know if I have leadership skills. I telecommute."
Tags:telecommute, telecommuting, telecommutes, leadership skill, leadership skills, leader, leaders, born leader, born leaders, office job, office jobs, managerial skill, management skills, managerial skills, corporate culture, modern life, modern workplace, working environment, skill set, skill-set
Leadership Camp bus followed by Followers Camp
"The resume you are about to experience is based on true events."
"You majored in English, Brinwell. Write us up a nice little request for higher appropriations."
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