"Actually, he's not so bad, considering that he's recipe-dependent."
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"The bunny did not get the job because the bunny is cute. The bunny got the job because the bunny knows WordPerfect."
Tags:discrimination, discriminate, discriminates, discriminating, cute, cuteness, adorable, bunny, bunnies, rabbit, rabbits, hippo, hippos, hippopotamus, writing program, writing programs, skill, skills, skilled, qualification, qualifications, job qualification, job qualifications, qualified, hiring, application, applications, job application, job applications, suspicious, suspicion, suspicions, attractive, attractiveness, computer skills, computer literacy
"Wow, you're right—this is hard."
"O.K., laugh, but this is going to be my ticket out of here."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking pet, talking pets, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, talking dog, talking dogs, dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog owner, dog owners, dog trick, dog tricks, juggling, juggler, jugglers, trick, tricks, talent, talents, talented, skill, skills, skilled
Blowing your nose musically.
"Look, I know you think you've got the stuff, but I'm telling you: walk God."
Tags:overconfident, overconfidence, pitcher, pitchers, pitching, batter, batters, batting, walk, walks, walking, baseball, baseball player, baseball players, angel, angels, god, skill, skills, skilled, slugger, sluggers, slugging, arrogant, arrogance, cocky, cockiness, overestimate, overestimates, overestimating, confidence, confident, self-confident, self-confidence, athlete, athletes
"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."
Tags:omelette, omelettes, omelet, omelets, magician, magicians, magic, chef, chefs, cook, cooks, cooking, short order cook, short order cooks, egg, eggs, breakfast, breakfasts, appreciation, underappreciated, skill, skills, skilled, illusionist, illusionists, hard to cook, difficult, difficulty, unappreciated, underrated
A man smoking a post-coital cigarette sees a woman leaving a note in a suggestions box.
Tags:suggestion, suggestions, suggestion box, suggestion boxes, hookup, hookups, hooking up, hook-up, hook-ups, one night stand, one night stands, bad in bed, comment, comments, constructive criticism, constructive criticisms, criticism, criticisms, critique, critiques, comment card, comment cards, anonymous tip, anonymous tips, anonymous suggestion, anonymous suggestions, post-coitus, postcoital, post-coital, coitus, skill, skills, skilled
“If I had known I could hold my breath so long I could have made money as a side show attraction instead of borrowing from the mob.”
Tags:cement shoes, cement, mob, mobster, mobsters, mafia, mafias, mafia boss, russian mafia, italian mafia, drown, drowning, talent, talents, talented, optimism, optimist, skills, learning, learn, skilled, skill, water, underwater, borrow, borrowing, debt, debts, money, poverty, poor, sideshow, hidden talent, hidden talents, know your skills, know yourself, sideshows, sideshow attraction, employ, employee, employment, unemployment, hidden skill, hidden skills
"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."
Tags:television, televisions, television show, television shows, television program, television programs, television programmes, television programmes, tv, tvs, tv show, tv shows, tv program, tv programs, tv programmes, tv programmes, t.v., t.v.s, t.v. show, t.v. shows, t.v. program, t.v. programs, t.v. programme, t.v. programmes, woman, women, reality, reality television, channel, channels, network, networks, reality tv, camera, cameras, live, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, liquor, booze, drunk, drunks, getting drunk, intoxicated, inebriated, talent, talents, talented, skilled, skill, skills, skilful, entertainment, fame, famous, reality star, reality stars, modern life
"If I were beached, could I do this?"
"The kid's good."
Tags:sheep, shepherd, shepherds, shepherd boy, shepherd boys, herding, herd, herds, herding cats, cat, cats, unconventional, individual, individualistic, skill, skilled, skills, impressed, impressive, out do, outdone, out-do, out-done, child prodigy, child prodigies, difficult, difficulty, extraordinary
Opp'y of a Lifetime
"I started out eating homework. Now I shred documents."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, anthropomorphic, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, puppy, puppies, dog ate my homework, homework, shred, paper, papers, paperwork, eating, shredding, document, documents, brag, bragging, jealous, jealousy, promotion, promotions, promoted, moving up, business, skill, skills, skilled, talented, talent, talents, good performance, office, offices, office life
"You must believe me, Jane. I have excellent narrative skills."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, couple, couples, date, dates, dating, bad date, bad dates, narrative skills, storyteller, storytellers, narrator, narrators, narration, liar, liars, lying, bending the truth, telling stories, dishonest, dishonesty, unbelievable, untruthful, talented, skilled, bad sign, red flag, suspicious, questionable
Tags:animal, animals, bird, birds, eagle, eagles, legal, paralegal, paralegals, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, law, intelligent, keen, skilled, talented, legal eagle, legal eagles, expression, expressions, word play, wordplay
"Look, I don't like feeling sorry for myself, but I think if you want something done right you have to do it yourself."
The Swat Team of 15-L
Tags:parenting, parent, parents, family, nuclear family, swat, swat team, apartment life, apartment, apartment living, parenthood, family unit, terrible, terrible traits, trait, unattractive, unattractive traits, personality, personalities, skill, skills, skilled, special set of skills, team, teams, individual, individuals, unique, unique, talent, talents, talented, spoof, spoofs, parody, parodies, parodied, special ops, covert ops
"Perhaps it will surprise you to learn the following—you've been beaten by your very own wife!"
Tags:wife, wives, beat, beats, beating, emasculates, emasculating, masculinity, fragile masculinity, game, games, chess, chess match, chess matches, surprise, surprises, surprising, feminism, feminist, feminists, turing test, turing tests, robot, robots, artificial intelligence, ai, a.i., reveal, reveals, surprise reveal, surprise reveals, wife, wives, husband, husbands, misogyny, misogynist, misogynists, sexist, skill, skills, skilled, chess player, chess players, chess club, chess clubs
"There's nothing magical about if, actually I just have a knack for this sort of thing."
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"I think you'll find I'm hard working, tech-savvy, and should the need arise, willing to wear a wire."
Tags:hiring, hire, hires, new hires, recruitment, interview, interviews, performance review, performance reviews, job interview, job interviews, selling yourself, hard worker, hard workers, hard working, tech-savvy, skills, skilled, competency, competent, snitch, snitches, wear a wire, wearing a wire
"Sometimes all you want is a mediocre place to eat something you could have made better yourself if you weren't so lazy."
Me vs. Someone who clearly knows what they're doing.
"He's the Tiger Woods of dodgeball."
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Death Defying Stunt.
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