Skilled Cartoons

"The bunny did not get the job because the bunny is cute. The bunny got the job because the bunny knows WordPerfect."

Artist:
Barsotti, Charles
Search ID:
CC22215
High Res:
3161x1886 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
discrimination, discriminate, discriminates, discriminating, cute, cuteness, adorable, bunny, bunnies, rabbit, rabbits, hippo, hippos, hippopotamus, writing program, writing programs, skill, skills, skilled, qualification, qualifications, job qualification, job qualifications, qualified, hiring, application, applications, job application, job applications, suspicious, suspicion, suspicions, attractive, attractiveness, computer skills, computer literacy

Opp'y of a Lifetime

Artist:
Chast, Roz
Search ID:
CC24984
High Res:
1131x4011 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
business, personnel, incompetents, unemployment, advertising, job ad, job ads, job listing, job listings, qualification, qualifications, job qualification, job qualifications, unreasonable, skill, skills, skilled, skilled worker, skilled workers, job hunt, job hunts, job seeker, job seekers

A man smoking a post-coital cigarette sees a woman leaving a note in a suggestions box.

Artist:
Walsh, Liam Francis
Search ID:
CC138569
High Res:
3020x2967 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
suggestion, suggestions, suggestion box, suggestion boxes, hookup, hookups, hooking up, hook-up, hook-ups, one night stand, one night stands, bad in bed, comment, comments, constructive criticism, constructive criticisms, criticism, criticisms, critique, critiques, lovemaking, comment card, comment cards, anonymous tip, anonymous tips, anonymous suggestion, anonymous suggestions, post-coitus, postcoital, post-coital, coitus, skill, skills, skilled

“If I had known I could hold my breath so long I could have made money as a side show attraction instead of borrowing from the mob.”

Artist:
Vey, P. C.
Search ID:
CC123434
High Res:
3290x2688 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
cement shoes, cement, mob, mobster, mobsters, mafia, mafias, mafia boss, russian mafia, italian mafia, drown, drowning, talent, talents, talented, optimism, optimist, skills, learning, learn, skilled, skill, water, underwater, borrow, borrowing, debt, debts, money, poverty, poor, sideshow, hidden talent, hidden talents, know your skills, know yourself, sideshows, sideshow attraction, employ, employee, employment, unemployment, hidden skill, hidden skills

The Swat Team of 15-L

Artist:
Chast, Roz
Search ID:
CC36105
High Res:
2365x2301 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
parenting, parent, parents, family, nuclear family, swat, swat team, apartment life, apartment, apartment living, parenthood, family unit, terrible, terrible traits, trait, unattractive, unattractive traits, personality, personalities, skill, skills, skilled, special set of skills, team, teams, individual, individuals, unique, unique, talent, talents, talented, spoof, spoofs, parody, parodies, parodied, special ops, covert ops

"Look, I don't like feeling sorry for myself, but I think if you want something done right you have to do it yourself."

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CC135052
High Res:
4568x3107 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
feeling, sorry, yourself, couple, comforting, feel sorry for yourself, feeling sorry for yourself, self-pity, self-pitying, job, jobs, good job, good jobs, do a good job, doing a good job, insecurity, insecurities, task, tasks, good job, good jobs, skill, skills, skilled, mankoff

"Perhaps it will surprise you to learn the following—you've been beaten by your very own wife!"

Artist:
Chitty, Tom
Search ID:
CC143381
High Res:
5220x5120 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
wife, wives, beat, beats, beating, emasculate, emasculates, emasculating, masculinity, fragile masculinity, game, games, chess, chess match, chess matches, surprise, surprises, surprising, feminism, feminist, feminists, turing test, turing tests, robot, robots, artificial intelligence, ai, a.i., reveal, reveals, surprise reveal, surprise reveals, wife, wives, husband, husbands, misogyny, misogynist, misogynists, sexism, sexist, skill, skills, skilled, chess player, chess players, chess club, chess clubs

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

Artist:
Vey, P. C.
Search ID:
CC132603
High Res:
2949x2178 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
omelette, omelettes, omelet, omelets, magician, magicians, magic, chef, chefs, cook, cooks, cooking, short order cook, short order cooks, egg, eggs, breakfast, breakfasts, appreciation, underappreciated, skill, skills, skilled, illusionist, illusionists, hard to cook, difficult, difficulty, unappreciated, underrated

"You must believe me, Jane. I have excellent narrative skills."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CX303009
High Res:
4400x3400 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, couple, couples, date, dates, dating, bad date, bad dates, narrative skills, storyteller, storytellers, narrator, narrators, narration, liar, liars, lying, bending the truth, telling stories, dishonest, dishonesty, unbelievable, untruthful, talented, skilled, bad sign, red flag, suspicious, questionable

"The kid's good."

Artist:
Noth, Paul
Search ID:
CC134489
High Res:
2943x2545 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
sheep, shepherd, shepherds, shepherd boy, shepherd boys, herding, herd, herds, herding cats, cat, cats, unconventional, individual, individualistic, skill, skilled, skills, impressed, impressive, out do, outdone, out-do, out-done, child prodigy, child prodigies, difficult, difficulty, extraordinary

"I started out eating homework. Now I shred documents."

Artist:
Gross, Sam
Search ID:
CC134220
High Res:
3011x2508 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, anthropomorphic, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, puppy, puppies, dog ate my homework, homework, shred, paper, papers, paperwork, eating, shredding, document, documents, brag, bragging, jealous, jealousy, promotion, promotions, promoted, moving up, business, skill, skills, skilled, talented, talent, talents, good performance, office, offices, office life

"If I were beached, could I do this?"

Artist:
Shanahan, Danny
Search ID:
CC39124
High Res:
2145x1661 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
beach, beaches, seaside, seashore, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, whale, whales, beached, trick, tricks, handstand, handstands, acrobatic, acrobat, acrobats, fitness, health, nature, saving, rescuing, talented, skilled, environment

"O.K., laugh, but this is going to be my ticket out of here."

Artist:
Barsotti, Charles
Search ID:
CC34937
High Res:
3146x2013 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking pet, talking pets, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, talking dog, talking dogs, dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog owner, dog owners, dog trick, dog tricks, juggling, juggler, jugglers, trick, tricks, talent, talents, talented, skill, skills, skilled

"Oh, there's no question, you possess some truly remarkable talents, but we're looking for somebody with computer skills."

Artist:
Barsotti, Charles
Search ID:
PB400783
High Res:
1483x1256 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
qualification, qualifications, job qualification, job qualifications, talent, talents, talented, fly, flies, flying, superpower, superpowers, overqualified, over-qualified, irrelevant, irrelevance, skill, skills, skillset, skillsets, skill-set, skill-sets, interview, interviews, interviewing, job interview, job interviews, skilled, job skill, job skills, talent, talents, talented, computer skills, job skill, job skills, cv, cvs, resume, resumes, hiring officer, hiring officers, show off, showing off, superhero, superheroes, unimpressed, impressive

"Wow, you're right—this is hard."

Artist:
Shanahan, Danny
Search ID:
CC124886
High Res:
3006x2606 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
pigeon, pigeons, park, parks, city park, city parks, central park, city, cities, city life, urban life, birdseed, bird seed, birdfeed, bird feed, peck, pecking, birds pecking, difficult, difficulty, skill, skills, skilled, tricky, empathise, empathy, empathising

"Look, I know you think you've got the stuff, but I'm telling you: walk God."

Artist:
Kanin, Zachary
Search ID:
CC141019
High Res:
3010x2002 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
overconfident, overconfidence, pitcher, pitchers, pitching, batter, batters, batting, walk, walks, walking, baseball, baseball player, baseball players, angel, angels, god, skill, skills, skilled, slugger, sluggers, slugging, arrogant, arrogance, cocky, cockiness, overestimate, overestimates, overestimating, confidence, confident, self-confident, self-confidence, athlete, athletes

Paralegal eagle.

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CX302361
High Res:
4400x3400 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
animal, animals, bird, birds, eagle, eagles, legal, paralegal, paralegals, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, law, intelligent, keen, skilled, talented, legal eagle, legal eagles, expression, expressions, word play, wordplay

"Actually, he's not so bad, considering that he's recipe-dependent."

Artist:
Gerberg, Mort
Search ID:
CC29101
High Res:
2441x1795 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
recipe, recipes, chef, chefs, cook, cooks, cooking, skill, skills, skilled, unskilled, compliment, compliments, backhanded compliment, backhanded compliments, restaurant, restaurants, dependent, dependency, creative, creativity, uncreative, line cook, line cooks, sous chef, chore, chores, husband, husbands, wife, wives

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

Artist:
Kaplan, Bruce
Search ID:
CC142160
High Res:
5915x4608 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
television, televisions, television show, television shows, television program, television programs, television programmes, television programmes, tv, tvs, tv show, tv shows, tv program, tv programs, tv programmes, tv programmes, t.v., t.v.s, t.v. show, t.v. shows, t.v. program, t.v. programs, t.v. programme, t.v. programmes, woman, women, reality, reality television, channel, channels, network, networks, reality tv, camera, cameras, live, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, liquor, booze, drunk, drunks, getting drunk, intoxicated, inebriated, talent, talents, talented, skilled, skill, skills, skilful, entertainment, fame, famous, reality star, reality stars, modern life