"We'll probably vote for the least qualified candidate. We have no judgment skills."
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"To be honest - I'm not sure that accounting can be taught."
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"Actually, he's not so bad, considering that he's recipe-dependent."
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"The bunny did not get the job because the bunny is cute. The bunny got the job because the bunny knows WordPerfect."
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My First Boat
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"You're the Maharaja of Chitchat!"
"Wow, you're right—this is hard."
"My greatest asset is my ability to tell you exactly what you want to hear."
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"This is the tree of knowledge. We also have a tree of athletic ability and a tree if you want to be a good dancer."
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"You call this a knot?"
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"We lose a little dexterity, but we gain a lot of confidence."
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"We already have an eight-hundred-pound gorilla."
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"You should be aware that we already have a strong in-house candidate."
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"We're a great team, Sash—you with your small and large motor skills, me with my spatial awareness and hand-eye coördination."
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The Judgment of Paris
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Sports Radio in Crisis
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"Why do I have to be talented at something? Why can't I just be talented?"
"O.K., laugh, but this is going to be my ticket out of here."
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"Do you mean good, or good for a pumpkin?"
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"As a company, and as individuals, we are without irony. Will that bother you?"
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"O.K., I'm good for I.T.—how about spreadsheets, anybody here good at spreadsheets?"
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"Lately, I've been thinking about becoming really good at something."
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"Super! Now, once you've rebuilt civilization I can do the investment banking."
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"I've got some skills - I'm just not sure they add up to a 'set.'"
"Look, I know you think you've got the stuff, but I'm telling you: walk God."
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