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Skills Cartoons
Skills cartoon 1 of 103
"We'll probably vote for the least qualified candidate. We have no judgment skills."
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election, elections, electing, voting, voter, voters, vote, votes, election campaign, election campaigns, politics, politicians, politician, government, governments, least qualified, candidate, candidates, poll, polls, polling, pollster, pollsters, judgement, skill, skills, incompetence, incompetent, incompetents, president, presidents, presidential election, presidential elections, senate, senator, senators, representative, representatives, congress, congressman, congressman, congresswoman, congresswomen, governor, governors, united states, us, u.s., united states of america, usa, u.s.a., america, american, americansSkills cartoon 2 of 103
"To be honest - I'm not sure that accounting can be taught."
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accounting, accountant, accountants, skill, skills, talent, talents, talented, self-absorbed, ego, egotist, egotistical, egotists, teach, teaches, teaching, teacher, teachers, passion, passions, passion project, passion projects, condescend, condescends, condescending, sexist, misogyny, misogynist, misogynistsSkills cartoon 3 of 103
"Actually, he's not so bad, considering that he's recipe-dependent."
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recipe, recipes, chef, chefs, cook, cooks, cooking, skill, skills, skilled, unskilled, compliment, compliments, backhanded compliment, backhanded compliments, restaurant, restaurants, dependent, dependency, creative, creativity, uncreative, line cook, line cooks, sous chef, chore, chores, husband, husbands, wife, wivesSkills cartoon 4 of 103
"The bunny did not get the job because the bunny is cute. The bunny got the job because the bunny knows WordPerfect."
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discrimination, discriminate, discriminates, discriminating, cute, cuteness, adorable, bunny, bunnies, rabbit, rabbits, hippo, hippos, hippopotamus, writing program, writing programs, skill, skills, skilled, qualification, qualifications, job qualification, job qualifications, qualified, hiring, application, applications, job application, job applications, suspicious, suspicion, suspicions, attractive, attractiveness, computer skills, computer literacySkills cartoon 5 of 103
My First Boat
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capsize, capsizes, capsizing, pilot, pilots, new boat, boats, boat, boats, ship, ships, seafarer, seafarers, seafaring, yacht, yachts, personal yacht, personal yachts, newbie, newbies, new, learn, learns, learning, incompetent, incompetence, safety, sign, signs, excuse, excuses, skill, skills, skill level, skill levels, learn, learns, learningSkills cartoon 6 of 103
"You're the Maharaja of Chitchat!"
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maharaja, chit chat, chit-chat, chit chats, chit-chats, husband, husbands, wife, wives, married life, gossip, gossips, gossiper, gossipers, gossiping, gossiped, conversation, conversations, skill, skills, hobby, pastime, pastimesSkills cartoon 7 of 103
"Wow, you're right—this is hard."
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pigeon, pigeons, park, parks, city park, city parks, central park, city, cities, city life, urban life, birdseed, bird seed, birdfeed, bird feed, peck, pecking, birds pecking, difficult, difficulty, skill, skills, skilled, tricky, empathise, empathy, empathisingSkills cartoon 8 of 103
"My greatest asset is my ability to tell you exactly what you want to hear."
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businessman, businessmen, businesswoman, businesswomen, office, offices, office life, personnel, hr, h.r., human resources, recruitment, recruiter, recruiters, interview, interviews, job interview, job interviews, applicant, applicants, candidate, candidates, job, jobs, hiring, strength, strengths, asset, assets, ability, abilities, talent, talents, skill, skills, flattery, sycophancy, corporate cultureSkills cartoon 9 of 103
"This is the tree of knowledge. We also have a tree of athletic ability and a tree if you want to be a good dancer."
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adam and eve, garden of eden, knowledge, trees, ability, athletic, dancer, serpent, skills, adam, eve, god, christians, christianity, religion, tree of knowledge, tempt, tempts, tempting, wish, wishes, grant wishes, granting wishes, bible story, bible stories, genesis, book of genesis, sins, sinningSkills cartoon 10 of 103
"You call this a knot?"
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sailor, sail, sailing, boat, boats, liner, liners, cruise, cruises, cruise liner, cruise liners, ocean, ocean liner, ocean liners, harbor, harbors, harbour, harboursdock, docks, bow knot, knot, knots, knotting, sea, seas, tie, tying, safe, safety, skill, skills, health and safety, health, safer, skill, skills, accident, accidents, accident prevention, preventionSkills cartoon 11 of 103
"We lose a little dexterity, but we gain a lot of confidence."
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hospital, hospitals, doctor, doctors, nurse, surgeon, surgeons, surgery, surgeries, operation, operations, or, o.r., operating room, operating rooms, operating, medical, medicine, patient, patients, foam finger, foam fingers, foam hand, foam hands, confidence, confidence boost, confidence booster, confidence boosters, dexterity, #1, number one, no. 1, questionable, skill, skills, sport, sports, cheeringSkills cartoon 12 of 103
"We already have an eight-hundred-pound gorilla."
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800 lb gorilla, 800 pound gorilla, eight hundred pound gorilla, hire, hires, hiring, hiring officer, hiring officers, job interview, job interviews, redundant, redundancy, skill, skills, skillset, skillsets, skill set, skill sets, personnel, personnel department, hr department, human resources, qualified, qualifying, job candidate, job candidates, job interview, job interviews, interview, interviews, interviewing, stand out, stands out, standing out, uniqueSkills cartoon 13 of 103
"You should be aware that we already have a strong in-house candidate."
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candidate, candidates, job candidate, interview, interviews, interviewing, subservient, subservience, kiss butt, kisses butt, suckup, suckups, suck up, sucks up, qualification, qualifications, skill, skills, skillset, skillsets, skill set, skill sets, job interview, job interviews, lost cause, lost causes, hopeless, hopelessnessSkills cartoon 14 of 103
"We're a great team, Sash—you with your small and large motor skills, me with my spatial awareness and hand-eye coördination."
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beach, beaches, seashore, seaside, sand, sandcastle, sandcastles, playing, building, kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, family, families, development, stages of development, childhood, small motor skills, large motor skills, fine motor skills, gross motor skills, spatial awareness, hand-eye coordination, hand-eye co-ordination, psychobabble, talent, talents, skill, skills, growing up, team, teams, working together, teamwork, modern lifeSkills cartoon 15 of 103
The Judgment of Paris
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paris, judgment of paris, judgement of paris, greek, greek myth, greek myths, interview, interviews, job interview, job interviews, aphrodite, venus, judgement, judgements, judgment, judgments, judgmental, judgemental, interview question, interview questions, question, questions, questioning, art history, skill, skills, skillset, skillsets, skill set, skill sets, qualification, qualifications, job qualification, job qualifications, trojan, trojan war, rome, foundation of romeSkills cartoon 16 of 103
"Why do I have to be talented at something? Why can't I just be talented?"
Skills cartoon 17 of 103
Sports Radio in Crisis
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radio, radios, announcer, announcers, announcement, announcements, sport, sports, sport radio, sports radio, radio station, tune in, tune-in, on air, on-air, play-offs, play-off, play offs, play off, sportcaster, sportscasters, broadcast, broadcasts, broadcasting, radio show, radioshow, loss for words, lost for words, burn out, burnt out, burned out, burn outs, conversation, conversational, awkward silence, silence, radio silence, crisis, communication, communication skills, public speaking, public speaker, public speaking skills, communication skills, skills, skillSkills cartoon 18 of 103
"O.K., laugh, but this is going to be my ticket out of here."
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking pet, talking pets, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, talking dog, talking dogs, dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog owner, dog owners, dog trick, dog tricks, juggling, juggler, jugglers, trick, tricks, talent, talents, talented, skill, skills, skilledSkills cartoon 19 of 103
"Do you mean good, or good for a pumpkin?"
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pumpkin, pumpkins, paint, painting, paints, painter, painters, art, artist, arts, artistic, artistically, canvass, blank canvass, easel, easels, artsy, interpretative, modern, modern art, culture, cultured, cultural, culturally, vegetable, vegetable print, print, prints, good for a, quality, quality control, qualified, qualification, qualifications, skill, skills, absurd, strange, surrealSkills cartoon 20 of 103
"As a company, and as individuals, we are without irony. Will that bother you?"
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interview, interviews, job interview, job interviews, office, offices, corporate, corporation, corporations, qualified, qualification, qualifications, company, companies, skill, skills, job application, job applications, applying for a job, irony, seriousness, serious, humorless, humourless, job requirement, job requirementsSkills cartoon 21 of 103
"O.K., I'm good for I.T.—how about spreadsheets, anybody here good at spreadsheets?"
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office, office life, worker, workers, employee, employees, job, jobs, work, business, businessmen, businessman, manager, managers, hire, hiring, day laborer, day laborers, day labourer, day labourers, workmen, workman, skill, skills, it, i.t., information technology, spreadsheet, spreadsheets, undocumented, contractor, contractors, boss, bosses, parking lot, parking lots, modern life, unemployment, unemployedSkills cartoon 22 of 103
"Lately, I've been thinking about becoming really good at something."
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talent, talents, talented, new hobby, new hobbies, new pastime, new pastimes, interest, interests, skill, skills, skill set, skill sets, skill-set, skill-sets, incompetent, incompetence, motivation, motivations, career path, career paths, lifestyle change, lifestyle changes, training, new job, new jobs, skill set, skill-set, apathySkills cartoon 23 of 103
"Super! Now, once you've rebuilt civilization I can do the investment banking."
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nuke, nukes, nuclear war, nuclear wars, fallout, post-apocalypse, use, useful, utility, usefulness, investor, investment banker, investment bankers, investment banking, stock, stocks, stockbroker, stockbrokers, stocks and bonds, rebuild, rebuilds, rebuilding, useless, superfluous, skill, skills, skilled labour, skilled labor, labor, labors, laborer, laborers, labourer, labourers, manual labor, egghead, eggheadsSkills cartoon 24 of 103
"I've got some skills - I'm just not sure they add up to a 'set.'"
Skills cartoon 25 of 103
"Look, I know you think you've got the stuff, but I'm telling you: walk God."
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overconfident, overconfidence, pitcher, pitchers, pitching, batter, batters, batting, walk, walks, walking, baseball, baseball player, baseball players, angel, angels, god, skill, skills, skilled, slugger, sluggers, slugging, arrogant, arrogance, cocky, cockiness, overestimate, overestimates, overestimating, confidence, confident, self-confident, self-confidence, athlete, athletesMore cartoons with the keyword 'skills'