"Have you seen his sippy skull?"
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"Your vocabulary is enlarged."
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"And that one I tagged with a flamethrower from ten yards."
Hamlet sees Yorick's skeleton behind him.
"Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him-yet somehow I did not realize that he was a cow."
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"He was my first patient."
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"I wonder why we're not getting any new converts."
"He's all business during the week, but on weekends he displays a playful humor."
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"I'm a hunter-gatherer-hoarder."
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Cowboys in a saloon gather around a Georgia O'Keefe painting.
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A boy dressed as a cowboy riding a stick horse encounters a stick with a cow's skull at the end lying on the ground.
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"Alas, poor Bozo."
Best selling Grand Canyon souvenirs.
A bunch of human artists are painting a skull which is sitting on a stool, while a nearby tree is painting the stool.
"It's just thrived since I let it have Harry!"
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"You fell, … You cracked your skull, …. And yet you need a second opinion?"
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"See? There's no monster in the corner—it's just a pile of old skulls."
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"Ah, Stevens—sit anywhere."
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"No, you were right - this is much better than how it was before."
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"Usually I'd be nervous, but the rest of his apartment is so nice."
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"Will you please cut the 'Alas, poor Yorick' bit and open that chest?"
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"Sorry - this was supposed to be a map of Peru!"
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"He's a nice guy - he's always giving me free stuff."
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