"Shall we join the ladies?"
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"Sometimes it's important to stop whatever break you're taking and just do the work."
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"These days, I'm mostly just legislating from the couch."
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"Technically, I'm guarding two posts."
"You wanna watch the Hunting Channel or the Gathering Network?"
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"We're still moving in."
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"I've consolidated all our bills into one missed payment."
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"We stir the brew all morning, Marissa comes in whenever..."
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The Unexamined Life on Demand
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"I've been called 'most probably a genius.'"
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"When I was your age, I was an adult."
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"Right now I'm a stay-at-home dad, but when this baby comes I'm going back to work."
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"Why do I have to be talented at something? Why can't I just be talented?"
"When he's awake, he can work circles around me."
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"How much for the couch without the potato?"
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"Hey, if you could take a drug that made you better at watching TV, wouldn't you?"
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"Just do the work. No one cares if you get goose bumps."
"Behind the back, between the legs, around my disappointed parents, nothing but net."
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"Have you ever wanted something so bad that you'd actually save up the money to buy it?"
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"I won't be in tomorrow. I'm taking a personal snow day."
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"No sweat, Chief. I'm taking a personal day."
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"Damn! I keep waking up in the middle of the day."
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"Success came too early. When he was ten, he hit three homers in three times up in the Little League, and nothing has seemed worth while since."
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