"Shall we join the ladies?"
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"Sometimes it's important to stop whatever break you're taking and just do the work."
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"Technically, I'm guarding two posts."
"You wanna watch the Hunting Channel or the Gathering Network?"
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"We're still moving in."
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The Unexamined Life on Demand
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"Right now I'm a stay-at-home dad, but when this baby comes I'm going back to work."
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"When he's awake, he can work circles around me."
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"Why do I have to be talented at something? Why can't I just be talented?"
"Love them rays, Chief."
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"Hey, if you could take a drug that made you better at watching TV, wouldn't you?"
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"Behind the back, between the legs, around my disappointed parents, nothing but net."
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"Have you ever wanted something so bad that you'd actually save up the money to buy it?"
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"I won't be in tomorrow. I'm taking a personal snow day."
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"No sweat, Chief. I'm taking a personal day."
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"Right now it's between you and two hundred and fifty other people who came to Seattle, moved in with five roommates, joined a band, took a job in a coffee bar, got fed up, had a meeting with themselves, and decided it was time to go out and find a real job."
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Fetch the Boomerang
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"Why are the Martinis always better at work?"
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"Here - now you're a couch potato au gratin."
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"Did Hopkins send an unmanned drone again?"
"Give a man a job, and he'll work all day. Teach a man to delegate, and he'll take the rest of the day off."
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"Technology is ruining us."