"Dumbledore smiled, his eyes twinkling."
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"If it weren't for you, I would have conquered the world by now."
"He hums in his sleep."
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"Well, I'm a little bit sleepy now, so that concludes our broadcast day."
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"No, I don't need an alarm clock - anxiety is my alarm clock."
The Amazing Adventures of Wondercat.
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"Where's the ball? Where's the ball?"
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"It's been moved that we adjourn for an afternoon nap. Is there a second?"
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"Judith is someone who needs her sleep."
"Sleep tight and dream of me."
"An interesting selection, Dad, yet essentially a failure-as you can see, I'm still awake."
"It's the naps you don't take that you regret the most."
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"If you don't want the light to keep shining in your eyes, stop asking me how much longer I'm going to read."
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"And if she doesn't file?"
"I sleep on my side, but I pass out on my stomach."
"My God! I went to sleep a Democrat and I've awakened a Republican."
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"I've got a lot on my plate right now. For starters, I need to sharpen my pencil, refill my coffee and get a new comb."
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"I don't know if a nap is part of God's plan for me."
"Nowadays, Hal is ninety-nine per cent caffeine-free."
"No point going to sleep now."
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A dog locks a man out and sleeps in his bed.
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