If This Vehicle Is Being Operated In A Dangerous Or Reckless Manner Please Call.....
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My Other Car Is A Sleigh
"Now who's laughing all the way?
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"Just put one foot directly in front of the other, sir, and walk in as straight a line as possible."
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"Flight 570 reports its starboard engines sucked in Dasher and Dancer and the port intakes just got Donner and Blitzen!"
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"I think I preferred it before he became an equal-opportunity employer."
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Rudolph at a Traffic Light
"We'd be there by now in the car you know."
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Santa's not-so-bright younger brother Eugene.
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"Rudolf! You're in no shape to guide my sleigh tonight!"
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Reindeer delivering office supplies.
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