A man in bathrobe smoking a pipe sits in an armchair as a dog delivers endless pairs of shoes and boots to him.
"Tell him to fetch his own damn slippers."
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"Just the slippers is fine!"
Pet owner struggles
"I started out carrying his newspaper and fetching his slippers. Then, gradually, I began assuming more and more responsibilities."
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"I love you, I'll follow you to the ends of the earth, but I'm through getting slippers for someone who hasn't published anything since 1997."
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Dog dropping slippers out of the window.
A dog fetching his owner's slippers balances them on his nose, juggles them and tries them on before presenting them to his owner.
Dog Sells Fetched Slippers
Tags:dog, dogs, pet, pets, slipper, slippers, shoe, shoes, chew, chewing, chewed, domestic pet, domestic pets, man's best friend, consumerism, animal, animals, fetch, fetched, sell, selling, sale, sold, shop, shopping, peddler, peddlers, sidewalk, pavement, sidewalks, strange, surreal, strange image, begging, beggar, beggars
A rabbit wearing slippers with a human face on them.
"They're for emotional protection."
"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"
"Why, those aren't my slippers!"
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, unhealthy relationship, unhealthy relationships, love, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, secret, secrets, affair, affairs, extramarital affair, extramarital affairs, cheating, cheater, cheaters, infidelity, animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, slipper, slippers, wrong, incorrect, cheating wife, cheating wives
A dog brings a man his slippers, and receives a tip.
Tags:tip, tips, tipping, tipping money, dog, dogs, slipper, slippers, fetch, fetches, fetching, dog trick, dog tricks, obedient, obedience, obedience school, obedience schools, train, trains, training, trainer, trainers, profit, profits, motive, motives, motivation, motivations, motivating, make money, makes money, greed, greedy, greediness, best friend, man's best friend
"She's smart, she's funny, she's beautiful—But she leaves her shoes all over the place."
Tags:fairytale, fairytales, fairy tale, fairy tales, children's story, children's stories, story, stories, literature, children's literature, fictional character, fictional characters, prince, princes, prince charming, cinderella, glass slipper, shoe, shoes, slipper, slippers, footwear, messy, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, couple, couples, flaw, flaws, flawed, imperfect, red flag, bad sign, dating, date, dates, first date, first dates, first impression, first impressions