"I can't figure out what's going on with him—he should have been a star by now."
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"The question is, Is static electricity better than no electricity at all?"
"I can get out most of the stains, but some will remain to remain you what a slob you are."
"Can you de-schlump him?"
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"Just because you collect them doesn't make them collectibles."
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"I think Dad is the reason Mom never married."
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"We're not that well organized, but we know where everybody is."
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"I don't know. What do you want to do?"
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"I'm running a loose ship."
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"I don't dress for work till I'm actually working."
"Do you have any reading material that doesn't mock the sedentary life?"
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"I see here that the universe is now thought to be full of inexplicably dense clumps."
"I didn't hear Bill Clinton say it was time for me to change."
"Have you ever seen a dream walking? Well, I have."
"Did you send your editor the final pages of 'Organizing Your Life'?"
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"We're watching your side of the room with growing fascination."
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"He's on a timer."
"Edwin is a great admirer of the late Howard Hughes."
"Honey, can you get me that antelope?"
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"I'm not so sure anymore where the sofa ends and you begin."
"My dad's a recovering role model, too."
"Ninety percent of household dust is dried flaky skin."
"Permission to breach new sartorial frontiers, Sir!"