"I can remember when there would have been a fire truck here in ten minutes, tops!"
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"We're running late. Just pick a facial expression already."
Tags:facial expression, facial expressions, jack o' lanten, jack o lantern, pumpkin, pumpkins, halloween, carve, carves, carving, indecision, get ready, gets ready, getting ready, hairstyle, hairstyles, makeup, make-up, get dressed, getting dressed, slow, slowly, punctual, punctuality, vain, vanity, gender stereotype, gender stereotyping, dinner party, dinner parties
"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."
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"Legally, I have the right to talk as slowly and boringly about all your options as I want."
Tags:therapy, therapist, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychiatry, shrink, shrinks, mental health, analyst, analysts, psychotherapy, psychology, psychoanalysis, headshrinker, headshrinkers, therapy session, therapy sessions, solicitor, solicitors, attorney, attorneys, lawyer, lawyers, barrister, barristers, counsel, counselor, prosecutors, defense attorney, defense attorneys, accountant, accountants, financial advisor, financial advisors, bookkeeping, bookkeepers, bookkeeper, options, choices, advice, advise, advising, advisor, couples, couples counseling, technicality, technicalities, reproductive endocrinologist, reproductive endocrinology, fertility, fertility clinic, infertility, slow, slowly, slowpoke, slowpokes
Getting in step with the global slowdown.
"Whoa, whoa, whoa, lady, can't you read?"
A toy truck blocks a number of toy cars.
"The service is polite and well meaning, if a little slow."
"Ah - This Must Be My 2006"
Tags:meeting, meetings, business, offices, appointment, appointments, turtle, turtles, tortoise, tortoises, slow, slowly, desert, deserted, empty, time, times, long time, endless time, anthro, anthropomorphise, anthropomorphism, anthropomorphic, talking animal, talking animals, office life, relatable
"At this point, I'm just happy to still have a job."
"Over all, I think my life is stagnating in the right direction."
Tags:lazy, laziness, pet, pets, pampered, pamper, pampered pets, cat, cats, kitten, kittens, kitty, kitties, stagnate, stagnant, easy life, slow, slow life, slow ride, moving, move, moves, moving on, time, times, passing time, lap cat, sleeping cat, direction, directions, house cat, pet, pets, domestic, domestic pet, domestic animals, animal, anthro, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphise, anthropomorphism
A long line of animals wait for a pair of snails to slowly board Noah's Ark.
Tags:religion, religious, bible, biblical, genesis, book of genesis, noah, noah's ark, ark, arks, boat, boats, ship, ships, great flood, flood, flooding, animal, animals, pair, pairs, snail, snails, slow, holding up the line, line, lines, lineup, lineups, lining up, queue, queues, queuing, traffic jam, congestion, bottle neck, waiting
"I'm walking the sloth. See you all in a week."
"Yeah, they're slow, but we're saving a bundle on health care."
Tags:zombie, zombies, undead, myth, myths, legend, legends, monster, monsters, dead, living dead, creature, creatures, slow, business, businesses, company, companies, corporation, corporations, corporate, businessman, businessmen, office, offices, office life, worker, workers, employee, employees, manager, managers, executive, executives, saving money, cutting costs, frugal, cheap, medical, medicine, health care, healthcare, health insurance, medical insurance, insurance, universal healthcare, universal health care, socialised medicine, socialized medicine, socialised healthcare, socialised health care, socialized healthcare, socialized health care, medicaid, medicare, obamacare
"I sure hope we can sign up for health care before we die of natural causes."
Tags:healthcare, health, care, health care, health insurance, healthcare plan, healthcare plans, health care plans, health-care, health-care plans, health plans, health plan, death, dying, dies, old, old age, affordable care act, aca, obamacare, obama, website, internet, slow, online, crash, obamacare website crash, wait, waiting, medicare, medicaid, digital, technology, technologies, computer, computers
"Good news—the economy is still sluggish!"
New Chess Pieces
Tags:game, games, boardgame, boardgames, board game, board games, chess, chessboard, chessboards, chess pieces, chess piece, new, king, kings, queen, queens, bishop, bishops, knight, knights, pawn, pawns, rook, rooks, princess, princesses, insult comic, insult comics, comic, comics, comedian, comedians, insult, insults, lawyer, lawyers, chess player, chess players, chess game, chess games, chess match, chess match, chess move, chess moves, piece, pieces, check, checkmate, slow, expensive, embarrassing, stupid, old, old person
Honey I'm Home
Tags:sloth, sloths, slow moving, slow movers, crawl, crawling, honey i'm home, honey im home, return home, return home, going home, coming home, go home, come home, commute, commuting, commuter, commuters, short commute, short commute, couple, couples, arboreal mammal, arboreal mammals, slow, sleepy, tired, tiredness
"Everyone I know has a crazy long commute."
"My strength is the strength of ten because I'm fourteen."
Slow News Day