"He died young."
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"I may be a big frog in a small pond, but I'm still a damn big frog."
"It's nice, but is there room to swing a cat?"
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"It's not just compared to the table, damn it. This is a small portion."
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Man sitting in bed reading a very small book underneath a lamp on the bedside table next to him.
This is my husband, Leonard, at approximately one-third actual size."
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"What am I, chopped liver?"
"Put the cat out and come to bed!"
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Small, Medium And Large Books
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The Tiny Phone.
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"You're Not Bending Your Knees."
"Call the Ford agency—another supermodel just blew away."
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I Wish I Were a Better Speck of Dust
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"Just think - if it really was 'unlivably small', would they have installed a permanent ping-pong table?"
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Extreme Coworking Space
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"As a way of expressing our thanks, we offer this modest honorarium."
National Head Quarters - Mom & Pop Stores Incorporated
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Attack of the 65 - Inch Woman
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"These are my leather-bound Hammacher Schlemmer catalogues."
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Toy Boats And A Toy Ocean Liner
"There were hooves in my lunch! I told you I don't like hooves."
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"And these are the Andersons, our tenants."
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"Makes You Feel Small Doesn't It"
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"Kinda makes you feel insignificant and incredibly hot, doesn't it?"
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