"Where did you get those big brown eyes and that tiny mind
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"Of course they're clever. They have to be clever. They haven't got any money."
Rhinoceros Is Most Intelligent Ungulate
"And are you the plaintiff or the defendant?"
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"The microwave is smart, but the refrigerator is woke."
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"Your vocabulary is enlarged."
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"No more last requests."
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"If he's so smart, why does he have to sell his sperm?"
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Blissful Acres - An Ignorant Community
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"I like you in that one—it gives you an aura of mindfulness."
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Of Men and Mice
"Please tell me you're not going dapper in your old age."
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"My mom and dad are still very sharp."
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Button-Down Collars of the Workplace
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"That just shows how little you know."
"Am I the smart one and you're the pretty one or is it the other way around?"
"I'm a wunderkind slash flop."
"Behold, as I guide our conversation to my narrow area of expertise."
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"Ladies and gentleman, the President of the United States."
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"Quick, hon. I think he's got it."
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The girl with the sensible shoes.
Food, Water And Tips
Even Superheroes Are Always On Their Phones
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