"This is coach class. Let's lose the smile."
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"Let's try one without smiling."
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"It's nice, but I never smile like that. I smile like this."
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"You don't seem to match the photograph on this license. I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to smile."
"I'm sorry you're having a hard time, Roy. Please forgive my Schadenfreude."
"How come I never see that smile?"
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"Very good. Now go out there and convince others."
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"But enough about my teeth. Let's talk about your teeth."
"Let's see, who had the canary?"
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"Remember how we used to put nice little smiles on their faces?"
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"Well, if I haven't captured the real you, kindly tell me who I have captured."
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"So you're depressed. Everybody's depressed—some of us just handle it better than others."
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"Smile when you say that about my department, J.B."
"If I Can Make One Critic Smile..."
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"I wish you'd get into the spirit of this thing, Brewster!"
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Co-pilot smirks at paper airplane stuck in the hair of the pilot
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"Is this a private joke or can anyone join in?"
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"I've always been happy, but lately I've turned it up a notch or two."
"You will have a nice day."
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"Stop smiling. You're downtown."
"I'm a Reagan Republican. That's probably why I smile and wave for no reason."
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"Happy hour is beginning to scare the bejeezus out of me."
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