"This is coach class. Let's lose the smile."
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"Let's try one without smiling."
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"You don't seem to match the photograph on this license. I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to smile."
"I'm sorry you're having a hard time, Roy. Please forgive my Schadenfreude."
"Very good. Now go out there and convince others."
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"But enough about my teeth. Let's talk about your teeth."
"Let's see, who had the canary?"
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"Remember how we used to put nice little smiles on their faces?"
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"Smile when you say that about my department, J.B."
"If I Can Make One Critic Smile..."
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"Is this a private joke or can anyone join in?"
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"I've always been happy, but lately I've turned it up a notch or two."
"You will have a nice day."
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"I'm a Reagan Republican. That's probably why I smile and wave for no reason."
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"Happy hour is beginning to scare the bejeezus out of me."
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"You're right, he is smiling. Now get him to stop."
"If you are amenable to that offer, I am prepared to respond with this facial expression."
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"Really? I never heard of a Cheshire dog."
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"We're spending Christmas with our grandparents in the Land of Forced Smiles."
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"You're not so much crying on the inside as severely hemorrhaging."
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How are the Smiling Exercises Coming Along?
"That's right—keep that same wistful smile we had on the profile!"
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