"This is coach class. Let's lose the smile."
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"Let's try one without smiling."
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"It's nice, but I never smile like that. I smile like this."
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"I'm sorry you're having a hard time, Roy. Please forgive my Schadenfreude."
"How come I never see that smile?"
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"Very good. Now go out there and convince others."
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"Remember how we used to put nice little smiles on their faces?"
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"But when she got there, the cupboard was bare, and so the poor dog had none."
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"Well, if I haven't captured the real you, kindly tell me who I have captured."
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"Smile when you say that about my department, J.B."
"I wish you'd get into the spirit of this thing, Brewster!"
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Co-pilot smirks at paper airplane stuck in the hair of the pilot
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"Is this a private joke or can anyone join in?"
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"I've always been happy, but lately I've turned it up a notch or two."
"You will have a nice day."
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"Stop smiling. You're downtown."
"I'm a Reagan Republican. That's probably why I smile and wave for no reason."
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"Happy hour is beginning to scare the bejeezus out of me."
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"You're right, he is smiling. Now get him to stop."
"Really? I never heard of a Cheshire dog."
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"You're not so much crying on the inside as severely hemorrhaging."
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