"Mr. Speaker, will the gentleman from Small Firearms yield the floor to the gentleman from the Big Tobacco?"
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Barbecue raises a cloud of smoke; birds and squirrel in tree above wear gas masks.
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Cross eyed and crossed pits
"Sir, you've been downgraded to the baggage compartment."
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"All I've got left is smoked."
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Santa Smokes Wreath
J. Smith: Passive Smoker
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The new normal.
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"Don't think you can just put on the costume and replace Jeff."
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"We used to be a nation of laws."
"En plus c'est non-fumeur? C'est vraiment l'enfer!"
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