"Did you leave your bag unattended or trade your cow for magic beans?"
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"Look! Stem cells and Lipitor from Uncle Henri in Quebec."
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"Then bring a smaller gun next time."
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"There's not much I can do about a gopher with cartel connections."
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"I couldn't find a nail file, like you asked, so I brought you some nail polish and lip gloss instead."
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"Wow! Dig the umbrella stands on her!"
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"There is no air conditioning in the luggage compartment so stand up straight and stop licking your nose!"
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"I'm not talking about your Abominable Snowman, mister—I'm talking about that diamond tiara!"
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"It's marzipan pigs."
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A sniffer bear locates smuggled honey at an airport