"When you're on their flowers, you're a snail. When they want to eat you, suddenly you're an escargot."
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"I don't care if she is a tape dispenser. I love her."
Tags:snail, snails, tape, tape dispenser, tape dispensers, love is blind, mistaken identity, mistaken identities, lookalike, lookalikes, partner, partners, romantic partner, romantic partners, love, fall in love, falling in love, opposite, opposites, opposites attract, different background, different backgrounds
"He's long gone, sheriff - you'll never catch him."
"Sorry, you're overqualified."
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"You look great. Let's go!"
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"I highly recommend, for God's sake, sir, the escargot specialité de la maison."
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"I've been thinking about getting a snail."
Animals looking at a map of the crops on a farm.
"Hold your hat ! Here we go!"
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"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."
Tags:france, french, french restaurant, french restaurants, french cuisine, snail, snails, eating snails, mistake, mistakes, big mistakes, fatal mistake, fancy restaurant, fancy restaurants, escargot, escargots, foreign language, foreign languages, ignorance, ignorant, pretentious, pretentiousness, pretension, foreign food, foreign foods, foreign cuisine
"You just missed him. He's gone home."
Tags:snail, snails, snail shell, snail shells, offices, office job, office jobs, office work, office worker, office workers, desk job, desk jobs, business meeting, business meetings, gone home, secretary, secretaries, too late, hide, hiding, excuse, excuses, making excuses, bad excuse, bad excuses, let down, let downs, let-down, let-downs, defence mechanism, defence mechanisms
A long line of animals wait for a pair of snails to slowly board Noah's Ark.
Tags:religion, religious, bible, biblical, genesis, book of genesis, noah, noah's ark, ark, arks, boat, boats, ship, ships, great flood, flood, flooding, animal, animals, pair, pairs, snail, snails, slow, holding up the line, line, lines, lineup, lineups, lining up, queue, queues, queuing, traffic jam, congestion, bottle neck, waiting
"Do you see the person who stole your home from you in the courtroom today?"
"Everything I had in my shell is now on my tablet."
Tags:snail, snails, bug, bugs, shell, shells, slug, slugs, downsizing, downsize, downsized, wildlife, entomology, entomologist, entomologists, upgrade, upgrades, tablet, tablets, tablet pc, tablet pcs, gadget, gadgets, technological advances, technological advancements, technical advances, technical advancements, upgrading, smartphone, smartphones, technology dependency
"Relax, I'm a professional. I went to school for this."
"Times must really be tough."
Tags:lion, lions, hunting, hunter, hunters, predator, predators, food chain, food chains, food supply, food supplies, food shortage, food shortages, endangered species, endangered animals, snail, snails, second choice, destruction of habitat, destruction of natural habitats, animal rights activism, animal rights activists, animal right activist, food shortage, food shortages, predation
For Sale By Owner
"Well, I want to talk."
Tags:snail, snails, bug, bugs, entomology, entomologist, entomologists, wildlife, mollusc, molluscs, communication, communications, communicating, hiding place, hiding places, emotionally distant, emotional distance, emotional distances, shell, shells, domestic, domestics, spat, spats, marital problem, communication breakdown, communication breakdowns
"You're the only straight snail I've ever met."
American Indian Snails
Tags:american indian, indian, indans, western, westerns, totem, totems, totem pole, totem poles, cowboy, cowboys, rancher, ranchers, tied up, snail, snails, prisoner, prisoners, tied up, captive, captives, tie up, whistle, whistler, whistlers, rope, lasso, lassoed, mollusk, mollusks, gastropod, gastropods
"Everyone I know has a crazy long commute."
"I put in a skylight and it's made a world of difference."