"What wine goes best with vodka?"
"I have to go. I'm getting a better call."
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No shirt, no shoes, no salvation
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"It'll never work—you're a moviegoer and I'm a film buff."
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"I've had those books for years. They represent the person I once aspired to be."
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"Live Music The Doesn't Make You Want to Kill Yourself."
"The presentation is dreadful."
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"Yes, I'm sure it looked cute and clean, but I would sooner starve to death than eat lunch in a place called Jennifer's Biscuit."
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"No, I've never been to the Hamptons, but I have been in hellish traffic."
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"We spent the summer on the Côte de Jersey."
"Interesting, but we can never forget that you went to a state college."
"I'm really glad I don't work on this floor."
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"It's Brooklyn clam chowder - you got a problem with that?"
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"I see that there's an excellent sale on diddly-squat at the Zilchtown Mall in Nowheresville, New Jersey."
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"I eat here all the time so I can be a regular."
The Subtext of All Tattoos
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2 Guys from Harvard - Attorney-at-Law
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"The question is, Is static electricity better than no electricity at all?"
"Sure, they drank it - but did they get it?"
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"They have extraordinary taste."
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"Regift the bicycle, Charles, but put this in my Panama pile."
"I think, Your Majesty, that you are perceived as an élitist."
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"You can't learn the path to financial independence from just ANY infomercial."
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"It's an easy-drinking water that evokes earthy wood with aromatic notes of brass."
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"Once, we were all bugs. Now suddenly she's an insect."
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