"It'll never work—you're a moviegoer and I'm a film buff."
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"No, I've never been to the Hamptons, but I have been in hellish traffic."
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"Live Music The Doesn't Make You Want to Kill Yourself."
"The presentation is dreadful."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, bird, birds, pigeon, pigeons, feeding birds, feeding pigeons, crumbs, breadcrumbs, restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, presentation, visual, chef, chefs, cook, cooks, snob, snobs, snobbish, snobby, pretentious, foodie, foodies, gourmet, gourmets, gourmand, gourmands, high expectations, bad, dreadful, terrible, disappointment, disappointed, critic, critics, criticism, criticising, criticizing, modern life
"Yes, I'm sure it looked cute and clean, but I would sooner starve to death than eat lunch in a place called Jennifer's Biscuit."
Tags:pretentious, snob, snobs, snobby, snobbish, picky, picky eater, picky eaters, fussy, fussy eater, fussy eaters, restaurant, restaurants, cafe, cafes, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, lunch, lunches, lunchtime, starve, starving, hungry, hunger, choosing beggar, choosing beggars, name, names, superiority complex, social status, social class
"Interesting, but we can never forget that you went to a state college."
"I see that there's an excellent sale on diddly-squat at the Zilchtown Mall in Nowheresville, New Jersey."
Tags:new jersey, insult, insults, insulting, new york, new yorker, new yorkers, new york city, snob, snobs, snobby, rival, rivals, rivalry, bicker, bickers, bickering, sale, sales, outlet, outlet mall, outlet malls, mall, malls, mock, mocks, mocking, mockery, mockeries, consumer, consumerism, consumerist, save money, saves money, saving money, argue, argues, arguing, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, married couple, married couples, couple, couples
The Subtext of All Tattoos
Tags:subtext, tattoo, tattoos, tattoo artist, tattoo artists, divorce, divorces, damaged, mental health, mental health problem, mental health problems, mental health issue, mental health issues, struggle, struggles, struggling, judgment, judgments, judgement, judgements, judgemental, trashy, classy, snob, snobbery, snobby
2 Guys from Harvard - Attorney-at-Law
Tags:attorney, attorneys, lawyer, lawyers, ivy league, ivy leagues, law firm, law firms, partner, partners, consumer, consumers, consumerism, honest, honesty, storefront, storefronts, store front, store fronts, shop, shops, shopping, education, education level, education levels, brag, brags, bragging, braggart, braggarts, snob, snobs, snobby
"Sure, they drank it - but did they get it?"
Tags:wine, wines, wine drinker, wine drinkers, wine connoisseur, wine connoisseurs, wine expert, wine experts, wine enthusiast, wine enthusiasts, drink, drinks, drinker, drinkers, alcohol, fine wine, dinner party, dinner parties, guest, guests, host, hosts, hostess, hostesses, snob, snobs, snobby, pretentious, couple, couples, relationship, relationships, marriage, married, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, men, man, woman, women
"They have extraordinary taste."
Tags:art, artist, artists, museum, museums, art museum, museum of art, fine art, sculpture, sculptures, statue, statues, gallery, galleries, art show, art shows, pretentious, snobby, snobs, snob, receptionist, receptionists, art director, art directors, gallery owner, gallery owners, art enthusiasts, modern art, abstract art, abstract sculpture, abstract
"It's an easy-drinking water that evokes earthy wood with aromatic notes of brass."
Tags:water cooler, water coolers, drinking fountain, drinking fountains, drink, drinks, alcohol, whiskey, whiskies, wine, wines, wine snob, wine snobs, drinking, wine tasting, office, offices, employee, employees, pretentious, snob, snobs, snobby, wine connoisseur, wine connoisseurs, coworker, coworkers
"You can't learn the path to financial independence from just ANY infomercial."
Tags:financial independence, infomercial, infomercials, ad, ads, advert, adverts, advertisement, avertisements, advertising, financial advice, financial adviser, financial advisers, financial advisor, financial advisors, sarcasm, sarcastic, snob, snobs, snobby, elite, elitist, elitists, independent life, independent lives, finances, personal finances
"Once, we were all bugs. Now suddenly she's an insect."
Tags:bug, bugs, insect, insects, bloodsucker, bloodsuckers, bloodsucking, status, status change, status changes, term, terms, terminology, politically correct, political correctness, entomologist, entomologists, entomology, study of bugs, biologist, biologists, biology, teacher, teachers, fancy, highfalutin, pretentious, pretentiousness, upper class, upper classes, snob, snobs, snobby
"Mr. Dyer says he has no interest in speaking to anyone who would remain on hold for so long,"
Tags:needy, neediness, perception, perceptions, perceive, perceives, perceiving, hold, on hold, wait, waits, waiting, boss, bosses, executive, executives, ceo, ceos, c.e.o., c.e.o.s, respect, lack of respect, disrespect, disrespects, pleb, plebs, plebeian, plebeians, commoner, commoners, snob, snobs, snobby, snot, snots, snotty
"Would you like a professional critique of your orders?"
Tags:critique, critiques, order, orders, waiter, waiters, wait tables, waiting tables, waits tables, criticism, criticisms, insecure, insecurity, insecurities, foodie, foodies, food lover, food lovers, judge, judges, judging, judgement, judgements, judgemental, judgemental attitude, judgemental attitudes, snob, snobs, snobby, snobbery
"Only the rich can afford this much nothing."
Tags:minimalism, minimalist, minimalists, rich, rich people, rich person, wealth, wealthy, wealthy person, wealthy people, empty, empty space, modern, interior design, interior designers, interior designer, date, dates, dating, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriend, girlfriends, relationship, relationships, couple, couples, show off, showing off, pretentious, snob, snobs, posh, snobby, negative space, unused space, spacious, design, designs, designer house, designers houses, designer home, designer homes
"Daddy works in a magical, faraway land called Academia."
Tags:academia, education, research, academics, academic, educator, educators, teacher, teachers, professor, professors, tutor, tutors, doctor, doctors, doctorate, masters, bachelors, university, universities, college, colleges, uni, pretentious, snob, snobby, dad, dads, father, fathers, fatherhood, kid, kids, child, children, childhood, parent, parents, parenthood
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking pet, talking pets, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, talking dog, talking dogs, dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog owner, dog owners, fetch, fetching, playing fetch, joke, jokes, joking, jest, jests, jesting, rejection, rejections, rejecting, refusing, refusal, refusals, haughty, stuck up, stuck-up, conceited, snobby, snobbish, arrogant
Television In The Park
Tags:modern life, modern world, middle america, trash, trashy, trashed, lazy, married, marriage, culture, cultured, cultural, pop culture, in the park, subvert, subverted, television, couch potato, couch potatoes, park, parks, booze, drink, drinking, drinker, drinkers, lower class, low, oddly insulting, pretentious, spin off, spin-off, snob, snobby, snobbery, elitist, elitism, class, class issues, class divide
"Not just a wheel, Trog, but a wheel of aged Parmigiano Reggiano!"
"Excellent, but not fit for a king."
"Have you ever checked out London?"
Tags:london, travel, travels, traveling, traveler, travelers, traveller, travellers, travelling, world traveler, world travelers, sophisticates, sophisticates, sophisticated, wealthy, rich, riches, dinner party, dinner parties, pretentious, pretentiousness, snob, snobs, snobby, snobbery, cliche, cliches, cliched, vacation, vacations, vacationing
"We do all our own parenting."
"I've done my tour of duty on Wall Street."
Tags:wall street, wall st, nyc, new york, new york city, farm, farms, farmer, farmers, farming, tractor, tractors, tour of duty, war, wars, construction, builder, builders, building, construction worker, construction workers, pretentious, snobby, snobs, snob, show off, showing off, brag, bragging, agriculture, agricultural