"Lookin' good, Frosty!"
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Snowman going through airport security
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"We could reshape your nose with conventional surgery, but I'm going to suggest something radical."
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"Nobody move! I think I lost an eye."
A snowman in a snow glob melts.
Man walks by a snowman talking on a cellphone
"Remember how we used to put nice little smiles on their faces?"
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'Something New for the Holidays'
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Snowman Tips Hat... And Head.
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"Would you look at the carrot on that guy!"
FASHION NOTESFIRST SHOES FROM ITALY
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The Village Snowidiot
"They harvest our noses then liquify them and drink the juice. They believe it gives them special powers called 'antioxidants'."
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"Of course, it's a very early Rembrandt."
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"Good news—those lumps were just coal."
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"When I was in business school, at the first big snowfall we'd all go out and make a snowman."
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The Abominable Snowmom
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"If it's the ice princess, I'm not here."
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Frosty, the Golden Years
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"Well, hello there yourself!"
A snowman hails a taxi in a snowstorm in a city
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"Oooo. That's cold."
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