"All right, so I missed your soccer game. But didn't my assistant send you a lovely fruit basket?"
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Tags:garden of eden, the garden of eden, original sin, genesis, the book of genesis, old testament, the old testament, the bible, biblical, christianity, christian, judaism, jewish, christians, football, foul, fouls, soccer, football game, football games, soccer game, soccer games, red card, red cards, football player, football players, soccer players, soccer players
A store clerk files greeting cards for different types of moms
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"Jason, I'd like to let you play, but soccer is a girls' game."
"I can no longer tell the difference between what's real football and what's fantasy football."
"I see from your résumé that you enjoy attending the occasional soccer match."
"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."
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"Enough with the vuvuzela, Dad."
Tags:vuvuzela, vuvuzelas, soccer, soccer game, soccer games, soccer match, soccer matches, football, football match, football matches, futbol, parent, parents, parenting, soccer mom, soccer moms, soccer practice, cheer, cheers, cheer on, cheers on, cheering on, horn, horns, noisemaker, noisemakers, tournament, tournaments, competition, competitions
"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"
Two boys staring at a soccer ball patterned bird that has hatched from a soccer ball.
The McKinsey conjoined quintuplets find their niche."
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"Mom—listen to how much atmospheric pollution we produce just going to my soccer games."
Tags:carbon dioxide, co2, pollution, pollute, pollutes, carbon footprint, carbon footprints, travel, travelling, soccer, soccer games, football, football games, travels, drive, driving, drives, global warming, environmentalism, environmentalist, environmentalists, annoying, climate change, climate-change, children, child, kid, kids, environmental problems, sport, sports, unhelpful
"Yeah, we renewed our vows--his vow of silence and my vow of abstinence."
Tags:soccer, soccer fan, soccer broadcast, spouse, spouses, wife, wives, husband, husbands, partners, partner, significant other, significant others, couple, couples, relationship, relationships, marriage, marriages, married life, married lives, long term relationship, long-term-relationships, vows, vow, renew vows, renewing vows, renewed vows, vow of silence, vow of abstinence, sports widow, sports widows, sports fan, sports fans, abstinence, abstinent, lysistrata, bitter, bitter spouse, bitter spouses, angry wife, angry wives, bitter wife, bitter wives
"We lost. Someone leveled the playing field."
Tags:football, soccer, soccer player, soccer players, level the playing field, levelling the playing field, leveling the playing field, saying, sayings, expression, expressions, father, fathers, dad, dads, fatherhood, fathering, son, sons, kid, kids, child, children, childhood, family, families, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, daughter, daughters, sport, sports, team sport, team sports
Vive La Résistance.
Tags:soccer, soccer mom, soccer moms, football, footballs, story, stories, moral, lesson, lessons, pressure, pressures, social pressure, social-pressure, social pressures, social-pressures, peer-pressures, peer pressure, peer pressures, peer-pressure, suburbia, suburb, suburbs, children, kids, kid, child, free, freedom, quit, quitting, enjoy, enjoying, enjoyed, enjoys, unenjoyable, competitive, parody, parodies, relatable
Tags:analogue, analog, analog troll, analog trolls, analogue troll, analogue trolls, digital age, troll, trolls, behind the times, trolling, old-fashioned, digital era, modern era, modern age, soccer, female soccer, female soccer players, female soccer player, football, female football players, female football player, misogyny, misogynist, misogynistic society, male dominated society, patriarchy, patriarchal society, feminist, feminists, feminism, anti feminism, anti feminist, opinionated, brash
With one wrong turn, Sparky's big adventure became a nightmare.
Tags:hamster, hamsters, guinea pig, guinea pigs, hamster wheel, hamster wheels, wheel, wheels, football, footballs, pitch, pitches, soccer, soccer player, soccer players, footballer, footballers, football player, football players, nightmare, nightmares, adventure, adventures, pet, pets, mistaken identity
"This is the fist time I've ever seen a tech support number of a soccer ball."
America's pastimes through British eyes
"I know it's just a game, sweetie, but our entire gender's political survival hinges on the outcome."
Tags:gender stereotype, gender stereotyping, gender politics, soccer, soccer player, soccer players, football player, football players, women's football, discrimination, prejudice, prejudices, pep talk, pep talks, pep-talk, pep-talks, burden, burdens, score, scores, game, games, football game, football games, soccer game, soccer games, social problem, social problems, gender equality, gender inequality