"On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog."
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dog, dogs, doggie, doggies, doggo, doggos, online, on-line, internet, social media, social-media, anonymous, anonymity, anon, privacy, private, pet, pets, computer, computers, technology, technologies, hide, hidden, judge, judged, animal, animals, conspiracy, conspiracies, forum, forums, chat, chatroom, chatrooms"I used to call people, then I got into e-mailing, then texting, and now I just ignore everyone."
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modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, modern technology, modern technologies, email, emailing, text, texting, messaging, message, messages, text message, text messages, text messaging, e-mail, e-mailing, emails, e-mails, ignore, ignoring, anti social, anti social, unsociable, introvert, introverts, social media, social medias, social network, social networking, smartphone, smartphones, phone, phones, cellphone, cellphones, mobile phone, mobile phones, advancing technology, developing technology, ignore, ignores, ignoring"hey fans! im at bat,. btm 9th, bases loaded, score tied--oops, jst got called strike1!"
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batter, batters, batting, baseball, baseball player, baseball players, text, texts, texting, texter, texters, tweet, tweets, tweeting, social media, social network, social networks, post, posts, posting, distraction, distractions, digital distraction, digital distractions, modern life, modern times, social media presence, playoff, playoffs, text message, text messages, smartphone, smartphones, phone, phones, cell phone, cell phones, cellphone, cellphones, distracted, modern life, modern times, modern worldAuthor Will Text You 1-3 p.m.
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author, authors, book, books, book signing, book signings, modern technology, modern technologies, modern times, modern attitudes, modern life, text, texting, message, messages, messaging, millennial, millennials, social network, social networks, social networking, social media, smart phone, smartphones, phone, phones, cellphone, cellphones, mobilephone, mobile phones, mobilephones, mobile phones, phone addicts, phone addicts, phone addiction, mobile, mobiles, anti social, anti-social, introvert, introverts, introversionPolar Bear on a Phone
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polar bear, polar bears, bear cave, bear caves, phone addict, phone addicts, phone addiction, screen addict, screen addicts, screen addiction, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, smartphone, smartphones, phone, phones, mobile, mobiles, cell, cells, cellphone, cellphones, social media, social network, social networks, social networking, sleep deprived, sleep deprivation, modern tech, modern technology, modern technologies, insomnia"OMG! I just got born!"
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newborn, newborns, nursery, nurseries, modern life, modern times, social media, social media update, social media updates, text, texts, texting, smartphone, smartphones, smart phone, smart phones, cellphone, cellphones, cell phone, cell phones, mobile, mobiles, phone, phones, addict, addicts, addiction, addictions, maternity ward, maternity wards, nurse, screen time, parent, parents, parenting, generation z, status update, status updates, birth, birthday, birthdays, textspeak, abbreviation, abbreviations, special occasion, special occasions, baby, babies, infant, infants, omg"With a real live woman right here, why would you turn to the Internet for an argument?"
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, love, hate, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, girlfriends, boyfriend, boyfriends, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, live, in person, in-person, woman, women, anger, angry, upset, computer, computers, technology, online, internet, troll, trolls, trolling, turn to, internet troll, internet trolls, social media, social networking, social network, social networks, internet community, internet communities, online communities, online community, forum, forums, chatroom, chatrooms, modern life"Do I need to remind you that I have a huge Internet following?"
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laptop, laptops, internet, social media, social networking, followers, following, likes, social network, online influencer, online influence, blogging, blog, blogger, vlog, blogs, vlogging, vlogger, vlogs, social media influencer, lazy, laziness, layabout, layabouts, entitled, entitlement, millennial, millennials, technology, internet following, internet followers, online following, online followers, couch potato, couch potatoes, screen addict, computer addict"The research shows that rats who comment on-line are dumber than rats who don't."
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animal, animals, rat, rats, lab rat, lab rats, mice, mouse, scientific research, science, testing, test, tests, experiment, experiments, research, researcher, researchers, scientist, scientists, lab, labs, laboratory, laboratories, animal testing, technology, computer, computers, internet, online, social media, social network, social networks, social networking, forum, forums, comment, comments, commenting, intelligence, troll, trolls, trolling, dumb, dumber, stupid, stupidity, smarts, research, study, studies, modern life"It's free, but they sell your information."
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children, kids, internet, internet culture, modern life, modern, modernity, computer, computers, child, kid, lemonade stand, data protection, data, personal privacy, personal information, privacy, internet privacy, privacy policy, privacy policies, gdpr, gdpr policy, information economy, information age, business, business front, social media, browser history, browser histories"You've got pie."
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pie, pied, pie in the face, mail, you've got mail, youve got mail, email, emails, e-mail, e-mails, computer, computers, laptop, laptops, modern tech, modern technology, modern technologies, cream pie, cream pies, pieing, slapstick, slapstick comedy, surprise, surprises, message, messages, social network, social networks, social media"And, just like that, Facebook is giving us ads for used cars, optometrists, and couples counselling."
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couples counselling, couples therapy, marriage therapy, social media, ad, ads, advert, adverts, advertisement, advertisements, advertising, conspiracy, conspiracy theory, conspiracy theories, used car, used cars, car, cars, car accident, car accidents, car crash, myth, myths, car crashes, optometrist, optometrists, eye doctor, eye doctors"I'm delighted to love, honor, and obey, but I'm keeping my electronic rights."
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wedding vow, wedding vows, marriage vow, marriage vows, wedding day, wedding days, marriage ceremony, marriage ceremonies, wedding ceremony, wedding ceremonies, electronic rights, copyright, intellectual property, bride, brides, groom, grooms, bridegroom, bridegrooms, social media, social network, social networks, social networking"I'm not wasting my life online - I'm building my brand."
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online, internet, on-line, world wide web, brand, brands, personal brand, social media, social-media, life, wasting, waste, wasting my life, technology, future, photo, photos, share, sharing, precocious, entrepreneur, entrepreneurs, businesses, business, questioning, parent, parents, child"Before we go to lockup, you've got to see this hilarious video."
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police, police officer, police officers, cop, cops, arrest, arrests, arrested, police car, police cars, police cruiser, police cruisers, lockup, lockups, jail, jails, prison, prisons, criminal, criminals, suspect, suspects, felon, felons, bad guy, bad guys, laptop, laptops, computer, computers, video, videos, internet, online, internet video, internet videos, streaming, viral video, viral videos, hilarious, funny, sharing, social networking, social network, social networks, social media, incompetent, incompetents, the power of the internet, technology, modern life, law, justice"So when do we go online?"
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baby, babies, new baby, new babies, new born, new borns, newborn, newborns, internet, the internet, modern tech, modern technology, modern technologies, social media, social network, social networks, social networking, generation z, generation-z, hospital, hospitals, maternity ward, maternity wards, online, computer, computers, smartphone, smartphones, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes"I still compose my tweets in longhand on a yellow legal pad."
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social media, social network, social networks, social networking, longhand, legal pad, legal pads, hollywood, la, modern technology, modern technologies, social influencer, social influencers, online influencer, online influencers, careful, belt and braces, caution, cautious, overcautious, overly cautious, notepaper, notebook, notebooks, draft, drafts, drafting, luddite, luddites, outdated, out of date, behind the times"I want to make my mark on the world—and have it disappear in ten seconds."
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make a mark in the world, accomplishment, accomplishments, mark, marks, make a mark, making a mark, legacy, legacies, disappear, disappearing, fast, quickly, rapidly, ten seconds, story, stories, temporary, fleeting, social media, social network, social networks, social networking, newsfeed, newsfeeds, news feed, news feeds, modern life, technology, viral, going viral, internet, online, internet famous, fleeting fame, 15 seconds of fame, influencer, influencers, picture, pictures, photo, photos, photograph, photographs, photography, apps, app, application, applications, phone, phones, cellphone, cellphones, cell phone, cell phones, cellular phone, cellular phones, mobile phone, mobile phones, smart phone, smart phones, smartphone, smartphones, millennial, millennials, youth"But I'm hot on the trail of my Google doppelgänger."
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doppelganger, doppelgangers, look a like, look-a-like, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, internet, the internet, social media, social network, social networks, social networking, social media profile, social media profiles, imitation, computer addict, computer addicts, computer addiction, screen addict, screen addicts, screen addiction, priorities, bad priorities, wrong priorities"I hear she's run off to live someplace that doesn't even have publicity."
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husband, wife, husbands, wives, couple, couples, marriage, married, marry, relationship, relationships, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, gossip, gossip queen, rumor, rumors, rumour, rumours, rumor has it, rumour has it, publicity, media, unpopular, quiet, unknown, social, social media, notoriety, social networking, social network, friend, friends, party, parties, separate, separated, divorce, divorced, breakup, breakups, broken up, broke up"We need to rethink our strategy of hoping the Internet will just go away."
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modern times, modern technology, modern attitudes, modern life, luddite, luddites, technophobe, technophobes, technophobia, out of touch, the internet, the web, internet, social networking, social media, online network, online networking, social networking, evolving technology, meeting, meetings, board meeting, board meetings, wishful thinking, out of date, out dated, outdated, out-dated, behind the times, passive, passivity, fruitless, futile, futility, ineffective, ineffectual, waste of time, too late