"I used to call people, then I got into e-mailing, then texting, and now I just ignore everyone."
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"Everybody in! We have videotapes of the first hour of the party!"
Follow God On Twitter
Moses Awaits The Word Of God
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Tunnel of sneaking off to check your phone.
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Gauntlet Cards, Respond at Your Own Risk
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"My social networking groups aren't doing for me what I thought they would do for me."
"Almost done, Ms. Mayberry - just a couple more images for out Instagram feed."
The White House's Trojan Horse
"When did tweeting become such an angry thing?"
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"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."
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"I already have my crossing-the-street badge. How about I set up your Twitter feed?"
"If it's any consolation, the video went viral."
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Information vs. Opinion Desks
"This one is for teaching General Farkas how to use Snapchat."
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"Son, it's time we talked about online privacy."
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"No one uses Facebook anymore. I'm on this new thing called make-believe."
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"If anyone's interested in taking over Ed's Instagram account, see me after the service."
"We've run out of weather-based excuses for this month - we're going to have to find some moral grounds on which to boycott this party.'"
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"She's started instagramming solid food."
"Well how many do you suppose are bots?"
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"Well on the upside, we get a highly personalized experience."
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"No, you can't roll in it."
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Beyond the Pale
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"And this next one - is this the kind of racism that advances my career or ends it?"