"I used to call people, then I got into e-mailing, then texting, and now I just ignore everyone."
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modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, modern technology, modern technologies, email, emailing, text, texting, messaging, message, messages, text message, text messages, text messaging, e-mail, e-mailing, emails, e-mails, ignore, ignoring, anti social, anti social, unsociable, introvert, introverts, social media, social medias, social network, social networking, smartphone, smartphones, phone, phones, cellphone, cellphones, mobile phone, mobile phones, advancing technology, developing technology, ignore, ignores, ignoringAuthor Will Text You 1-3 p.m.
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author, authors, book, books, book signing, book signings, modern technology, modern technologies, modern times, modern attitudes, modern life, text, texting, message, messages, messaging, millennial, millennials, social network, social networks, social networking, social media, smart phone, smartphones, phone, phones, cellphone, cellphones, mobilephone, mobile phones, mobilephones, mobile phones, phone addicts, phone addicts, phone addiction, mobile, mobiles, anti social, anti-social, introvert, introverts, introversionPolar Bear on a Phone
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polar bear, polar bears, bear cave, bear caves, phone addict, phone addicts, phone addiction, screen addict, screen addicts, screen addiction, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, smartphone, smartphones, phone, phones, mobile, mobiles, cell, cells, cellphone, cellphones, social media, social network, social networks, social networking, sleep deprived, sleep deprivation, modern tech, modern technology, modern technologies, insomnia"With a real live woman right here, why would you turn to the Internet for an argument?"
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, love, hate, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, girlfriends, boyfriend, boyfriends, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, live, in person, in-person, woman, women, anger, angry, upset, computer, computers, technology, online, internet, troll, trolls, trolling, turn to, internet troll, internet trolls, social media, social networking, social network, social networks, internet community, internet communities, online communities, online community, forum, forums, chatroom, chatrooms, modern life"Do I need to remind you that I have a huge Internet following?"
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laptop, laptops, internet, social media, social networking, followers, following, likes, social network, online influencer, online influence, blogging, blog, blogger, vlog, blogs, vlogging, vlogger, vlogs, social media influencer, lazy, laziness, layabout, layabouts, entitled, entitlement, millennial, millennials, technology, internet following, internet followers, online following, online followers, couch potato, couch potatoes, screen addict, computer addict"The research shows that rats who comment on-line are dumber than rats who don't."
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animal, animals, rat, rats, lab rat, lab rats, mice, mouse, scientific research, science, testing, test, tests, experiment, experiments, research, researcher, researchers, scientist, scientists, lab, labs, laboratory, laboratories, animal testing, technology, computer, computers, internet, online, social media, social network, social networks, social networking, forum, forums, comment, comments, commenting, intelligence, troll, trolls, trolling, dumb, dumber, stupid, stupidity, smarts, research, study, studies, modern life"I'm delighted to love, honor, and obey, but I'm keeping my electronic rights."
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wedding vow, wedding vows, marriage vow, marriage vows, wedding day, wedding days, marriage ceremony, marriage ceremonies, wedding ceremony, wedding ceremonies, electronic rights, copyright, intellectual property, bride, brides, groom, grooms, bridegroom, bridegrooms, social media, social network, social networks, social networking"Before we go to lockup, you've got to see this hilarious video."
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police, police officer, police officers, cop, cops, arrest, arrests, arrested, police car, police cars, police cruiser, police cruisers, lockup, lockups, jail, jails, prison, prisons, criminal, criminals, suspect, suspects, felon, felons, bad guy, bad guys, laptop, laptops, computer, computers, video, videos, internet, online, internet video, internet videos, streaming, viral video, viral videos, hilarious, funny, sharing, social networking, social network, social networks, social media, incompetent, incompetents, the power of the internet, technology, modern life, law, justice"So when do we go online?"
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baby, babies, new baby, new babies, new born, new borns, newborn, newborns, internet, the internet, modern tech, modern technology, modern technologies, social media, social network, social networks, social networking, generation z, generation-z, hospital, hospitals, maternity ward, maternity wards, online, computer, computers, smartphone, smartphones, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes"I still compose my tweets in longhand on a yellow legal pad."
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social media, social network, social networks, social networking, longhand, legal pad, legal pads, hollywood, la, modern technology, modern technologies, social influencer, social influencers, online influencer, online influencers, careful, belt and braces, caution, cautious, overcautious, overly cautious, notepaper, notebook, notebooks, draft, drafts, drafting, luddite, luddites, outdated, out of date, behind the times"I want to make my mark on the world—and have it disappear in ten seconds."
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doppelganger, doppelgangers, look a like, look-a-like, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, internet, the internet, social media, social network, social networks, social networking, social media profile, social media profiles, imitation, computer addict, computer addicts, computer addiction, screen addict, screen addicts, screen addiction, priorities, bad priorities, wrong priorities"I hear she's run off to live someplace that doesn't even have publicity."
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husband, wife, husbands, wives, couple, couples, marriage, married, marry, relationship, relationships, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, gossip, gossip queen, rumor, rumors, rumour, rumours, rumor has it, rumour has it, publicity, media, unpopular, quiet, unknown, social, social media, notoriety, social networking, social network, friend, friends, party, parties, separate, separated, divorce, divorced, breakup, breakups, broken up, broke up"We need to rethink our strategy of hoping the Internet will just go away."
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modern times, modern technology, modern attitudes, modern life, luddite, luddites, technophobe, technophobes, technophobia, out of touch, the internet, the web, internet, social networking, social media, online network, online networking, social networking, evolving technology, meeting, meetings, board meeting, board meetings, wishful thinking, out of date, out dated, outdated, out-dated, behind the times, passive, passivity, fruitless, futile, futility, ineffective, ineffectual, waste of time, too late"I'm too busy recommending things to experience them myself."
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social network, social networking, social networking, social media, internet, the internet, recommending, recommend, recommendation, online recommendation, online recommendations, online shopping, online shopper, online shoppers, modern technology, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, computer, computers, pc, pcs, p cs, p.c.s, experiences, experience, irl, real life, live in the moment, living in the moment, internet addict, internet addicts, internet addiction, computer addict, computer addicts, computer addiction, busy, business, wasting time, waste of time, time wasting"Look, until there's a Tinder for pandas, we have to meet the old-fashioned way: being locked in a room together by scientists."
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, panda, pandas, panda bear, panda bears, bear, bears, endangered, endangers species, endangered animal, endangered animals, saving the panda, saving pandas, saving the species, science, scientists, scientists, biology, lab, labs, laboratory, laboratories, zoo, zoos, zoology, zoologist, zoologists, zookeeper, zookeepers, mate, mates, reproduction, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, dating, date, dates, online dating, internet dating, dating app, dating apps, dating application, dating applications, social media, social networking, social network, social networks, swiping right, swiping left, old-fashioned, old-fashioned way, meet, meeting, locked in a room, modern life, finding a partner"Anyone following me on Twitter already knows what I did this past summer."
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education, school, schools, schooling, teaching, teacher, teachers, student, students, classroom, classrooms, class, classes, presentation, presentation, speech, speeches, my summer vacation, summer vacation, summer break, summer holidays, social media, social network, social networks, social networking, social media sites, follower, followers, following, newsfeed, newsfeeds, news feed, news feeds, post, posts, millennial, millennials, youth, kid, kids, child, children, modern kids, modern children, modern life, technology, computer, computers, internet, online"I want you to meet these guys-they've got the hottest new stupid thing on the Internet."
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modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, the internet, internet, social media, social network, social networks, social networking, influencer, influencers, social influencer, social influencers, meme, memes, modern technology, modern technologies, executive, executives, business executive, business executives, viral video, viral videos, fad, fads, trend, trends, trending, millennial, millennials"Jessica tells me you have a Twitter following in the six figures."
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social network, social networks, social networking, tweet, tweets, tweeting, social media, social media post, social media posts, text, texts, texting, popular, popularity, therapist, therapists, therapy, psychologist, psychologists, psychology, interview, interviews, job interview, job interviews, qualification, qualifications, millennial, millennials"I hear they're desperate for new users."
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religion, religious, death, after death, afterlife, heaven, heaven's gate, entrance to heaven, st. peter's gate, saint peter's gate, pearly gates, st. peter, saint peter, angel, angels, new arrivals, social media, social network, social networks, social networking, technology, marketing, advertising, advertisement, advertisements, advertising, ad, ads, desperate, desperation, user, users, new users, sign up, signing up, computer, computers, online, internet, modern life"We're not friends-she just e-mails me things I'm not interested in."
Learn to Be a Critic In The Privacy Of Your Own Home With The Apex Correspondence School Of Criticism!
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relationship, relationships, marriage, married, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, couple, couples, men, man, woman, women, social media, celeb, celebrity, celebrities, celebs, internet, online, website, websites, social network, social networking, technology, smartphone, smartphones, computer, computers, laptop, laptops, update, updates, tabloid, tabloids, gossip, gossiping, news, media