"I don't know how the gods feel, but sacrificing financial advisors makes me feel happy."
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"I think I was only invited for one reason."
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"Let's not forget one thing—theirs is California money."
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Details at Eleven
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The Last Smoker
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"Nobody wants to hang out with Bedbug Man."
A man at a cocktail party wears a nametag that reads "Trouble".
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"For a moment, I was afraid I'd been demonized, but it turns out I've only been cuckolded."
"The exhaustive analysis of our nation's predicament has arrived."
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He replied all.
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"Not eating your Cheezies, Miller?"
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"It's some odd-ball salesman."
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"This is Abramson, our new piñata."
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"I lost all my Facebook friends after I asked them to lend me some money."
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Vlad the Implier
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The Man Who Knew Way Too Much
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Uh oh, it's...Mondo Man.
"Nobody wants to merge with us."
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Humiliate the clown till he dunks himself.
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