Hippocrates Off The Record - "First, treat no lawyers."
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"Psst. Is everyone still mad at me?"
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Details at Eleven
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A man at a cocktail party wears a nametag that reads "Trouble".
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"For a moment, I was afraid I'd been demonized, but it turns out I've only been cuckolded."
"The exhaustive analysis of our nation's predicament has arrived."
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"And me without a Twitter account."
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"I've always been an outsider, but I never achieved the status of a pariah."
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"It's like the minute they see 'Charlie Manson' on your dating profile all you get are the crazy ones."
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Vlad the Implier
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The Man Who Knew Way Too Much
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